Under your skin

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.livescience.com/52687-flesh-eating-monsters-superbugs.html
Fata will love this article.

Certain species of spiders dole out necrotizing, or "flesh-killing," bites. While many types of spider venom contain neurotoxins — which block nerve impulses to muscles and cause cramping, rigidness and disruption of the victim's bodily functions — other kinds of spider venom contain toxins that can cause necrosis, or the death of living tissues.

 

[doctor_insanus]

She'll love this one, too.

 

[doctor_insanus]

In case she doesn't read it...

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/fish-eating-spider-booming-151103.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

She'll love this one, too.

You're so sweet to post that for her.

 

[doctor_insanus]

You're so sweet to post that for her.

I'm sure she'll appreciate the effort.

 

[doctor_insanus]

And, by appreciate, I mean she won't do this.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/9cb8d58060e331f2f3f0505da42c6686/tumblr_n7v6um6bz41ql8t12o1_500.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fucking horrible bastards.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://i.imgur.com/fsX97.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i.imgur.com/fsX97.gif

I'll play you mine; I'll do fucking River Dance on your face.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxdSiIiqxjs/THxm0PsModI/AAAAAAAAALU/9eH5Qmqs64w/s1600/shatner+with+spiders.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-05/29/15/enhanced/webdr03/edit-21797-1432929352-12.jpg

 

[butters]

http://i.imgur.com/fsX97.gif

aw! love it

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'll play you mine; I'll do fucking River Dance on your face.

I'll save ya, Birdy!

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/SpiderSaber_PIC.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://i.imgur.com/fsX97.gif

You left off the audio track.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Haha!

 

[parodyluvr75]

aw! love it

 

[doctor_insanus]

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

I may not look like much, but I've got it where it counts, kid.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I may not look like much, but I've got it where it counts, kid.

http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEyLzA3LzEzLzE4XzA0XzI5XzYyX2ZpbGUKcAl0aHVtYgk4NTB4NTkwPgplCWpwZw/9c0071a0.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

You're all clear, kid!

Something something blow this thing and go home!

 

[warrior queen]

A cluster? group? family? of huntsmen...

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/fial68/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-11/FB_IMG_1446756777085_zpsjdm2lxq5_edit_1446757013326_zpswobwizbe.jpg

After much discussion, we have settled on calling this a 'nope' of spiders

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://jstndawson.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/sweet-zombie-jesus.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes on. Worse than Phil's teeth, the cheesy pasta cock gif and cheese in a can.

I'm going to kill myself.

 

[doctor_insanus]

That's one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes on. Worse than Phil's teeth, the cheesy pasta cock gif and cheese in a can.

I'm going to kill myself.

Good thing for you I'm in the rescuing business, sweetheart.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3roBadw5wEigU/giphy.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good thing for you I'm in the rescuing business, sweetheart.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3roBadw5wEigU/giphy.gif

SET FIRE TO THEM ALL.