sweetnpetite
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I'm sure you've all heard of Wikipedia, but what about the uncyclopedia?
The Boy who Cried Wolf
Once, there was a boy whose job it was to guard the village sheep. Unfortunately, he got a little too 'attached' to one of his charges, if you know what I mean. After the Humane Society reported him to the authorities, the cops came to arrest him. Cunningly, the boy cried 'WOLF!' very loudly, and then escaped in the ensuing panic.
Moral: Always have a contingency plan; you don't want to go to prison as a sheep molester, for God's sake.
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Aesop's_Fables
The Boy who Cried Wolf
Once, there was a boy whose job it was to guard the village sheep. Unfortunately, he got a little too 'attached' to one of his charges, if you know what I mean. After the Humane Society reported him to the authorities, the cops came to arrest him. Cunningly, the boy cried 'WOLF!' very loudly, and then escaped in the ensuing panic.
Moral: Always have a contingency plan; you don't want to go to prison as a sheep molester, for God's sake.
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Aesop's_Fables
