Unconventional sex toys

[paulaann]

so what have you used?

 

[Transguycharlie]

What haven’t I used?!

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

A mini plastic baseball bat from the dollar tree has been my favorite in the past...

 

[haventdonethat]

A few of the toys I have helped a partner use, in no particular order. List is from a previous post so there may be more.
Banana
Cucumber, English and ordinary. (she liked big ones)
Windshield ice scraper handle
Screwdriver handle
Steel dumbbell, 3lb.
A stick
Hose going to an air powered sander. (very intense, I tried it too! )
Men’s aftershave bottle
Various candles
Liquor bottle (can’t remember brand but it was slim)
Water bottle, 500ml size

 

[KaitlynW1993]

I used a carrot, Bad Dragon dildos, Brush handle in my butt, candle.

 

[Stopokochac]

I used a keyring as a makeshift cock ring before

 

[Elypep1980]

Screwdriver from dad’s tool box some 30 years ago.

 

[jaF0]

Joke from a very, very old Playboy. Remember the jokes page in those?


Girl came home from a demonstration party for new sex toys being tested. She had an uneasy feeling. She didn't know what was eating her.

 

[Nightspeed]

I attach vibrating nipple clamps to my balls. Does that count?

I used to know someone who was basically on a mission to fuck herself with anything that would fit. One of her favorites was a garden hose with a straight spray nozzle. With water.

 

[tristianc]

Screwdriver from dad’s tool box some 30 years ago.

Did you wash it after?

 

[Treeview]

Screwdriver from dad’s tool box some 30 years ago.

It's not evident so I have to ask...handle or drive end?

 

[trevorness]

Years ago I used pens, (maybe a screwdriver?), brush handles, carrots, sweet potato…

 

[Tessinwales]

Once used the gear lever of my car whilst waiting for the breakdown man to arrive.

 

[BongoGal]

I bought a ridiculously phallic horseradish root, brought it home, washed it very well, put a condom on it, and went to town.

Not the root I used, but:
https://preview.redd.it/9c7zpaou4knz.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7f1c0bb46667558089be3e93ebb8d438767c1e55

 

[Shenanigans90]

I bought a ridiculously phallic horseradish root, brought it home, washed it very well, put a condom on it, and went to town.

Did the horseradish you bought resemble a dick as much as the one in the picture? Did the clerk give you a smile when they bagged it up?

 

[BongoGal]

Did the horseradish you bought resemble a dick as much as the one in the picture? Did the clerk give you a smile when they bagged it up?

The one I bought was even more phallic than that one, believe it or not. It's hard to imagine anyone looking at it and not immediately thinking it looked like a dildo. The cashier seemed oblivious, however.

 

[32aa]

The cashier seemed oblivious, however.

They all are. Their only interaction is "Paper or Plastic". Followed by "Have a nice day".

 

[shewantsmore]

Theres been do many but the 1st ones were fruit, cucumber, carrots of a certain size, candles are good too, hair brushes,

 

[Treeview]

The horseradish condom better not break

 

[Hornywomanforwoman]

Ear of corn, wine bottle, lint brush roller. Small rubber bands for nipple clamps, or mini hair clips - both nipples and clit.

Hairbrush, of course. Vibrating tooth brush.

 

[dr2brd]

Most of mentioned above. Also a jumping rope tied around my wife’s tits with handles inserted into her ass and pussy. And makeup brushes. Hairs are great to stimulate her nipples and handle, well, it’s a handle, you know.

 

[FeelingLikeMyself]

Lately, I've gotten really into silicon dildos shaped like tentacles and other non-human members. They're cheap, relatively high quality and all over Amazon.

 

[shewantsmore]

Lately, I've gotten really into silicon dildos shaped like tentacles and other non-human members. They're cheap, relatively high quality and all over Amazon.

Ive bought mine from amazon, the "Bad Dragon " range, tentacles, creatures, i like the feel of them, bottles are ok but i want to be more adventurous

 

[FeelingLikeMyself]

Ive bought mine from amazon, the "Bad Dragon " range, tentacles, creatures, i like the feel of them, bottles are ok but i want to be more adventurous

Liquid silicone toys are a game changer for me. They're so soft and I want to just keep buying more

 

[jehoram]

Vacuum cleaner... but you have to be careful...

https://www.straightdope.com/21342080/what-s-up-with-vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis