unclej! You rock with socks on!

JazzManJim

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I got your package yesterday, popped it into the CD player and absolutely loved it! I listened to it today at work, and it even got a really favorable complement from my co-worker here, who is not normally a fan of that style of music.

You do rock, man, seriously. I hope you get the chance to do this again, and very soon.
 
well, thank you sir...high praise indeed. getting ready to start a comedy cd with my partner at the store in a week or so. will have such well known numbers as:

never date a girl named buba
bendin' strings and breakin' wind
trailer park casanova
i ate the virgin mary (in a corn tortilla)
the man who loved chickens way to much
too damned caucasian
who's gonna cut the cheese (now that grandpa's gone away)

and then the one's my partner's gonna do.

just some south texas high brow redneck stuff, ya know.

thanks again and i really do hope you're enjoying it.
 
for JMJ

okay jim.....i ran across this pic and thought about you....didn't want to make a thread just for it.....sooo i found one of your old threads....i'd missed this thread...very cool....unclej does rock, huh.....<smiling>.....anyway....here it is....;)

ROLF WALTHER http://www.photo-art-rolf-walther.de/

http://www.photo-art-rolf-walther.de/ak9.jpg

check out his site....he has some other musician stuff you might enjoy as well....
 
hey, where's my picture. in case you didn't notice, i rock with socks on.:mad:
 
Okay, that's a very cool picture, though it does kind of get the hint that the sax is blowing uncomfortable air. ;)

Hey unclej! Come and take your CD out of my CD player. I'm seriously addicted to it - listened to it all weekend.
 
quit it now, you'll make an already large head larger. i do hope you're enjoying it. one more gig and the band's history but have already booked several more gigs with scotty and i doing a duet. should be fun.
 
JazzManJim said:
Okay, that's a very cool picture, though it does kind of get the hint that the sax is blowing uncomfortable air. ;)

better it blowing uncomfortable air....than her blowing a lil of her own.....oh yeah....mind just flashed to her sweet hand reaching back......covering her ass...as she tooted....and said...in a sexy whisper...excuse me......i'm normal.....yep.....<nodding>


unclej.....i shall find you a picture.....my sweet lil pink cockpig......<tweaking your head affectionately>....oops...your nose is running....;)
 
ok, i feel a little better but you might want to double check, i'm not sure i've got a nose.
 
okay...so it's your snout.....it's still oozing this clear liquid...<swiping finger to get some and tasting>.....quite yummy....tastes a lil like....umm.....fucksnot?
 
if god doesn't have a sense of humor why would he allow me to take a great big ole bite out of a really good breakfast taco at the EXACT second that i read "tastes like fucksnot"?

yep, he likes a good joke every once in a while.

i have got to go do something productive now. later
 
<menthol cigarette smoke through my nose as i snort>....ouch....


have a great day unclej....i'll have ya a few pics posted by the time you return....;)
 
that zebra butt got you all hot and flustered, huh cherry?.....;)
 
unclej said:
if god doesn't have a sense of humor why would he allow me to take a great big ole bite out of a really good breakfast taco at the EXACT second that i read "tastes like fucksnot"?

yep, he likes a good joke every once in a while.

i have got to go do something productive now. later


unclej that pics you asked about will be in your hot lil hands by the end of the week:cool: Hope its what you are after.
 
ok now, i've really got to think about these pics. the zebra first. did you pick that because of the wonderful contrasts in color or because you're too much a lady to call me a horse's ass?

and i'm not at all sure i want to know what that other lady is doing. i'm just a poor ole innocent country boy and we don't know 'bout things like that here. (that is a pretty good lookin' piece of zebra though)

thanks kiwi. you ready for the competition yet or still bein' tortured. i've really been thinkin' about adding another. my last one was just a little chinese chop that took about two minutes. felt kinda like a sissy it was so easy.
 
unclej said:
ok now, i've really got to think about these pics. the zebra first. did you pick that because of the wonderful contrasts in color or because you're too much a lady to call me a horse's ass?

<laughing>.......now unclej....i'm working on your pic.....i just keep finding so so ones....i've searched cock pig, rooster pig, pig porn, pig sex, etc....i'm gonna find THE pic for you.....i promise...until then.....for your perving enjoyment with a musical twist:

http://home13.inet.tele.dk/AGFOTO/Erotik/MixErotik/Wiolin/violin3.jpg
 
guess i'd better resin up my bow, huh? or is she just stringin' me along. i'd still like to peg her. (will someone please stop me before i make a fool out of myself?) never mind, i'm just fiddlin' around.
 
unclej said:
guess i'd better resin up my bow, huh? or is she just stringin' me along. i'd still like to peg her. (will someone please stop me before i make a fool out of myself?) never mind, i'm just fiddlin' around.

god you make me laugh....i think she's george washington's ugly twin sister....hope ya get a good squirter going.....enjoy! ;)
 
i have seen that one here before and it's still just as disturbing. at what point do you wake up in the morning and decide that that's a good idea? and i guess the two on the right said, "ok, we'll do it but only if we keep our socks on. we've got our pride, ya know."

now here's a band i'd like to play with.....i mean in....ok, either.
 
by the way, how do you post an actual picture instead of posting the link?
 
unclej said:

thanks kiwi. you ready for the competition yet or still bein' tortured. i've really been thinkin' about adding another. my last one was just a little chinese chop that took about two minutes. felt kinda like a sissy it was so easy.


unclej, never worry about the size of a tattoo. If it makes you happy then its a cool tattoo. When it comes to tattoos size really doesn't matter:D

I figure I should be ready with another 4 sittings. Since the nationals are in another 2 months I am going to have to step it up to one session a week. Oh what joy, what fun.:( ;)
 
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