Uncle Remus' Touch

[Cuseferatu]

One time I was playing by the lake and old Uncle Remus came out, gimpy leg and all. "Cuseferatu", he whispered into my ear, "I know you fear stakes being driven into you but I just can't help myself!" He jammed a garlic clove in my mouth, bent me over, and I recieved a raping the likes which hasn't been seen since Count Niggerdamus knocked out Lord Crocoplegbig (he was foreign). To this day I have an unwavering fear of Rice Krispie Treats.

 

[Krinaia]

....so you're going to fuck the first person that thinks you made sense just now?