Un-Valentine's Day

[talthar]

Okay, here's the deal...a few years ago some friends and I found ourselves with no boy- or girlfriends on Valentine's Day, or as I like to call it, "Money grubbing bastards charge $7.95 for three lousy pieces of candy Day". Taking a cue from Lewis Carroll, we decided to throw an Un-Valentine's Day party, to celebrate the joys of being unattached as soon as we could figure out what they were. Now that dark day looms again in the near future, and as I am sure that not everyone here is happy and snuggly with someone, I wanted to propose a toast. Raise your glass of wine, whiskey or malt liquor and join me in saying "Hey, St. Valentine...screw you, buddy!" Any takers?

 

[Guest]

I'm one who doesn't like to be attached 4 many reasons... I'm sure the gift giving and getting is grand.. but its not my style.. everyday should beone in the same if ur with sumone "special".. well 4 me i will be keeping it real.. not alone... but with friends... just how i like it.. no annoying, "mushy love shit" and Cupids arrow is no were near this Ass.. and to that i will raise my Glass... Melissa

 

[Dracoa]

I am completely unattatched, but even if I were, I don't think I'd celebrate Valentine's Day. I don't know if this is true, but I heard that what the day was about was when he drove all the pagan's out of Ireland, the pagan's later were represented as snakes by non other than the Christian church. Ofcourse if that is untrue, there's also the driving the snakes out that gets to me, snakes are a part of the balance of nature.

As far as the whole love and Cupid's arrows deal goes, Cupid hasn't really looked my way in sometime, so I expect more of the same this year, and I'm still trying to figure out the good parts of being alone. Oh yeah, here's one, I can go to work without worrying about if my other is doing anything.

 

[Guest]

Alone And loving It:
Reasons why......
#1 Reason is Bob- "Battery Operated Boyfriend"
Don't have To hear His lip Charge him up and he is ready to Go always Stiff.. No limpy HERE... Doesnt complain about how long you go 4.. always turned on... hrs of enjoyment.. just lick him off and you are good 4 the night......
#2Wouldn't be Able to have those Booty calls if i was attached now would i.. *Licking lips*
#3 Did i say Bob?! lol.. He deserves more then one #... 5 or 6 more like it...lol..
Mel

 

[Cibo]

I'm unattached right now because even tho I don't know BOB..hehe...I've had my feelings hurt more than I would like so I'm going solo for a bit now.

 

[Guest]

Cum on Cibo U need A pOcket Pussy!! haha Melissa

 

[Cibo]

Heh, no matter how hard I look around, I just can't find one thats as beautiful as yours Yummy.

 

[Guest]

Heh, no matter how hard I look around, I just can't find one thats as beautiful as yours Yummy.

Well i hope My Pussy looks better then A peice of Rubber/ Plastic..lol... Crazy ass.... I better get back To the other Thread think Your Cacks still in my mouth..lol... Mel...

 

[Cibo]

Ya, I'd take your pussy over that plastic/rubber pussy any day of the week and twice on sunday.