Ummmmm, Wow!!!!

SeaCat

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Today I received what has got to be one of the best Birthday presents ever. (Yep, I turned 40 today. As my father put it I'm officialy a member of the Dirty Old Mens Club. :D )

When my wife and I left work we met up with our best friend Maria. (Not her real name but it's close enough.) Well we were standing around talking by our cars when my wife asked me to close my eyes for a minute. I agreed to this while wondering what she had up her sleeve. The next thing I know I felt a set of lips pressed against mine, but for some reason they seemed to be tilted up. When I opened my eyes I found myself looking into the dark brown eyes of Maria and not my wife. To say I was startled is an understatement. When I looked at my wife she laughed and told me she had been saving this for my Birthday present, and that she thought I could do much better than I had done. I took that as encouragment but still I didn't do anything until my wife told me she had explained to Maria how I felt about kissing and that not only did my wife give me permission but they both wanted me to kiss Maria. How could I refuse? Turning back to Maria I did my best to make her toes curl. (I must have done good because she had to hold on to me for a while after.)

No Maria did not come home with us, she has two children she has to take care of. That I understand but there is also an understanding that this will be repeated and with time will move forward. My wife and I did attempt to break the bed tonight. (Without success but that's because there is no bedframe. we already broke that. :devil: ) In other words, what a Birthday.

Cat
 
Happy Birthday Cat. Welcome to the club. I joined the club last year and am now 41. Very nice present. I'm sure you showed your appreciation. :D
 
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie nekked Caaaaaat!
Hippo birdie two ewes!
 
The cat got some sweet snoggin'. Happy burfday I presume? :)
 
Well on your way to being a Dirty Old Man, Congrates Cat.

Been a D.O.M. for going on fifteen years now, it's fun. ;)
 
Cat,

I hope your birthday is all you want it to be. No one deserves it more.

:kiss:
 
Happy birthday, Kid. You have a long ways to go, in terms of years and dirty old manness to catch up to me. :devil:
 
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
CAT !!!!

Now your starting to catch up with the rest of us 'old' men
Sounds like it was a good day and no one deserves better.
May there be many more.
 
Happy birthday Cat. You're a good bloke and can't think of anyone who deserves that present more.

The Earl

PS. For those not conversant with the English version of the English language, the term 'good bloke' is one of the highest regards that can be given as to a man's character.
 
Cat
may this year bring your hopes to fruition
may your deprivation bring the women in your life satisfied purring
but most of all
may you enjoy the year with all its ups and downs
and smile knowing you've made a difference.

Happy Birthday, mr. man. :kiss:
 
Happy Birthday Seecat!!

Hey I want to kiss you too cause your a really cool guy and stuff and your so cool that I want to give you a really big wet kiss on the mouth like the kind that you get a really good seal and your tongues are wriggling around like a couple of goldfish and you start really drooling and it sloshes around in your mouth and starts to run out the corners of your mouth and runs down your chin and you have to stop before it drips on your shirt and you have to explain to people what the funny spots on your shirt are.

Just cause I like you.

Debbie :heart: :heart:

I gave you two cause your nice and I want to kiss you like I said.
 
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I thank you all for the well wishes. As I told my father when he called to inform me I was now officialy a dirty old man I had a long way to go to both catch up to him, and at least another century of life. (I have it on good report that I can't die until Lucifer retires, for some reason he wants me to take over for him.)

Cat
 
Happy Birthdat Cat. I'll be joining you in the 40's club in about 4 months.
 
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