umber one sign you need to go to the grocery store

[amelia]

you have a corn dog and wine cooler in your fridge...and that's it!

how do i let that happen?

 

[amelia]

from now on...the word number will be spelled "umber" so that i don't have to feel silly

 

[Black_Bird]

... So, I have to ask chicks for their umber, not their number? Damn! That might decrease my chances.

 

[RawHumor]

you have a corn dog and wine cooler in your fridge...and that's it!

how do i let that happen?

Cuz you have to buy an "N"?

 

[Azwed]

from now on...the word number will be spelled "umber" so that i don't have to feel silly

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It shall hence forth be known that by the decree of the lovely and powerful Amelia, master of all that she sees, that the word number is hence forth spelled 'umber.'

*the Scribes dutifuly mark it into the official lit records*

 

[Private Vasquez]

Is that a raw umber, or just regular umber?

edited, because I got my Crayons all mixed up.

 

[riff]

I am going tomorrow.

Two very special students- now graduated- are soon to go to college. One to University of New Orleans, the other to University of Hawaii.

My plan is to treat them to the best I have to offer. And it will require a trip to the grocery store.

You would be invited too, but I know it is quite a drive.

 

[LukkyKnight]

burnt umber

from now on...the word number will be spelled "umber" so that i don't have to feel silly

I thought the reason was going to be:

You begin nibbling on the titles of your posts at lit.

 

[calypso_21]

from now on...the word number will be spelled "umber" so that i don't have to feel silly

If nothing else it will make people want to read the thread! And I gotta say I love a gal who can laugh at her own actions!! I'm the same way!

 

[Skibum]

you have a corn dog and wine cooler in your fridge

That sounds like enough for lunch, at least. I could go for a corn dog right now!

 

[Shaq]

Usually I know i need to go when I'm trying to make a sandwich out of the ends of bread loaves, garlic powder and ketchup...

 

[amelia]

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It shall hence forth be known that by the decree of the lovely and powerful Amelia, master of all that she sees, that the word number is hence forth spelled 'umber.'

*the Scribes dutifuly mark it into the official lit records*

ok..that does it......i nominate you for my fav. scribe

 

[teddybear4play]

Can you get me some stuff while you're there? The only thing left to eat in my house is sawdust. Well, that or the bowl of leftovers that's probably now technically a life form . . .

TB4p

 

[Guest]

I see a Top Ten

TOP TEN signs you know it's time to go to the grocery store:

umber 10: a corn dog and wine cooler is the only thing in the fridge.
umber 9: making a sandwich out of the ends of bread loaves, garlic powder and ketchup.
umber 8: The only thing left to eat is sawdust or a bowl of leftovers that's probably now technically a life form . . .
umber 7: The dog food is looking pretty good right now.
umber 6:
umber 5:
umber 4:
umber 3:
umber 2:
umber 1:

 

[sacremento]

I had no white stuff for my coffee this morning, I usually have cream, but this morning I didn't even have milk. Blech

That's how I knew

 

[shynsexy]

you know you have to go the the grocery store when all you have left is beef boulion cubes and cilantro.