Legend has it I was born to be the ultimate best friend to the world. I would like to try my hand at giving people advice with their problems. My opinions are very controversial but I want to provide my own advice to contrast with the bs alot of women spew on similar threads. I prefer to answer extremely difficult or complicated. Come to me with your most difficult problems. I'll answer to the best of my ability. Peace.
Ultimate Best Friend to the World.
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12oclocktales
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Sounds like a riddle. I give up. Who is it?
live4thebj
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So you are a self-proclaimed expert? Got it.
girlsmiley
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Thank you for my morning laugh.
Thats your opinon which you are entitled to. Im pretty good at what i do. You havent even asked me a question yet or read my answer to a question. Please dont project your insecurities or put tour words in my mouth. You proclaimed me an expert. I never chose to use that word.
you know i could edit my post right? If i cure cancer tomorrow you will tell me i should have done it sooner.
PapaRomantic
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If you cure cancer tomorrow, alot of people will be thrilled!
Thank you. Please do. Im gonna say things that are gonna upset alot of people. Im gonna intentionally mis spell alot because its not gonna affect much of anything. Peace be with you.
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Are you looking for disciples? If so, go to the Playground.
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Twat.
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Ultimate best friend, huh? Ok, I need advice on the lottery around here. What game has the best odds for me? Cost vs. reward? Can you tell me? Please be aware that if you say “None, don’t play”, I’ve heard that before. And that if you give me bad information, I’ll be angry. If you can offer me a no-interest no-deadline loan and some connections to help accomplish what I want instead, maybe your self-claimed title is accurate. Can you offer that?
Am i the first person to misspell a word on lit? Im sure there will be plenty other misspellings from time to time. I simply asked for unanswered question
Great question. I myself love to gamble so i wouldnt talk you out of it. As for becoming angry the best advice i could give you would be expect to lose. Dont ever gamble money you are not willing to lose. Im not familiar with the lottery games available in your area. I have loads of fun gambling online casinos. The fastest way to lose is to depend on winning. Gambling is literally the worst addiction you could have. There is no limit to the amount you could lose. Gambling could also alter your physiology to the point nothing else will make you happy. The Chinese have been gambling for 3000+ years. Keno is one of the worlds most popular games for a reason.
Odds Schmodds! Youre chances of winning are always 50/50. Youre gonna win or youre not.
That is exactly my point. Some people will always criticize others even tho they cannot do better themselves.
Why do you wish to project your insecurities onto me? There are numerous things that can go wrong and I look forward to fixing them all one at a time as they breakdown. Its called entropy everything falls apart unless we work to keep it maintained daily.Life advice from Lit’s very own Great ValueAndrew Tate.
What could go wrong?
So far the only thing wrong is people asking questions they don't want to hear my answer to. It's almost as though you're hoping things go wrong. Trust me I am gonna make mistakes and will give awful advice Inevitably. I would be an arrogant fool to believe otherwise.
It's easy to imagine what can go wrong. Can you imagine what could go right???
Thank you so much. Instead of being sarcastic mocking and attempting to discredit me or publicly announce that they will block me instead of quietly just blocking me my first question would have been something like is this a sincere post? How did you come up with the ultimate best friend idea?? instead of assuming it's a self proclaimed title. It's not self proclaimed it's actually from my Chinese zodiac sign. It is said an ox can be the best friend to an individual but a wood ox is the best friend any individual can have while simultaneously being the ultimate best friend to the world. I believe people are like islands containing treasure. Some islands the treasure is easy to find while others are extremely difficult with less valuables.
Twat is the purpose of sending your negativity my direction. If I am a "twat" as you have stated. What does that make you if you're posting on my thread?? I don't mean to upset or offend you.Twat.
I am a master of puzzles riddles mysteries and paradoxs. Seriously it's just me graceful original style aka ultimate best friend to the world.
maybe I am . I hadn't thought about it that way. thank you. I was hoping to get genuine difficult problems and hoping to provide the life hack to that problem. I am someone that likes to be helpful and find the best solution possible.
Chernosoth
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What would be the best way to seduce you and make you do daily ass to mouth?
no problem you're welcome. My post was not meant to be a joke. I take myself quite serious. any question would be greatly appreciated.
this is a trick question. Its a conflict of interest but I'll answer to be fair. I would be bold forceful and persistent. Ask for forgiveness never for permission! Be confident in your abilities. Flattery will get you everywhere!!!
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