UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

Haha. Uh huh. I can think of several ways to ride a donkey - it's just that usually Wonky is a bit more "innocent" than this

That's slander!

Nah, all I said was I don't mind being ridden up and down the beach... That's all. *innocent face*

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh I'm tough. I can take it.

Uh huh. Uh huh.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*VOMIT*

Geez, don't be ruining my good mood today by being all smarmy, you know I don't care for schmooze.

*Holds Tal's hair back whilst she vomits.*

So there's no chance for a free ride before the beach opens then? *sighs and grumbles.* You.mean I've been nice for nothing?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Uh huh. Uh huh.

Precisely the sounds that are made when I'm being ridden... coincidence?!

 

[Tallulah82]

*Holds Tal's hair back whilst she vomits.*

So there's no chance for a free ride before the beach opens then? *sighs and grumbles.* You.mean I've been nice for nothing?

Yup. Wasted all that niceness.

Never mind. Am sure someone else will appreciate your loveliness. Lots of women who like to take care of Wonky Donkeys, who will groom you and keep you fed and watered.

I am more of a goldfish kinda woman. The silent, forgetful, low maintenance type. Mmhmm.

 

[Tallulah82]

Precisely the sounds that are made when I'm being ridden... coincidence?!

Oh really?

I would not have thought that - I would have thought it be more:

"Uh. Uh. Uh. hrmmgh, hrmmmgh, keep going, keep going. Uh. Uh. Uh. Almost there. HMMMMRRGGHHHHH."


"Ok. Get off now."

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yup. Wasted all that niceness.

Never mind. Am sure someone else will appreciate your loveliness. Lots of women who like to take care of Wonky Donkeys, who will groom you and keep you fed and watered.

I am more of a goldfish kinda woman. The silent, forgetful, low maintenance type. Mmhmm.

Oh. Sheesh. Okay... Fine.

*wanders the beach looking for this mythical woman that'll treat this donkey right.*

I'm not finding anyone so far. I wonder if the question "D'ya fancy a quick ride up the beach followed by a lifetime commitment?" is putting them off.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh really?

I would not have thought that - I would have thought it be more:

"Uh. Uh. Uh. hrmmgh, hrmmmgh, keep going, keep going. Uh. Uh. Uh. Almost there. HMMMMRRGGHHHHH."


"Ok. Get off now."

I couldn't possibly comment. I don't want to ruin the experience for future riders.

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh. Sheesh. Okay... Fine.

*wanders the beach looking for this mythical woman that'll treat this donkey right.*

I'm not finding anyone so far. I wonder if the question "D'ya fancy a quick ride up the beach followed by a lifetime commitment?" is putting them off.

I couldn't possibly comment. I don't want to ruin the experience for future riders.

Sigh. And that is the problem reet there. One good ride and you wanna bag it for life. Never mind - it's horses for courses (can't rhyme donkey with any form of wit so not going to try) - some lovely lady will fall for it one day

Sorry. I should have entitled the message "Spoiler Alert"

 

[mickyp123]

I couldn't possibly comment. I don't want to ruin the experience for future riders.

You could try internet dating, try asking for a Ehoar

 

[Tallulah82]

You could try internet dating, try asking for a Ehoar

LOL!!!

Well played. Damn, that was good.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Sigh. And that is the problem reet there. One good ride and you wanna bag it for life. Never mind - it's horses for courses (can't rhyme donkey with any form of wit so not going to try) - some lovely lady will fall for it one day

Sorry. I should have entitled the message "Spoiler Alert"

So do you want to marry me or not? Come on, I need an answer - I haven't got all day. I've got women queuing round the block!

You could try internet dating, try asking for a Ehoar

Ha! Very nicely done.

 

[Tallulah82]

So do you want to marry me or not? Come on, I need an answer - I haven't got all day. I've got women queuing round the block!

Oh, I am sorry Wonky. I can't. I cannot commit bigotry - I mean, bigamy. Sigh. Tis true. I already make one man's life a misery. You don't want *this*, you need a nice woman.

You will be no.1 on my "men I should have waited for" list.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh, I am sorry Wonky. I can't. I cannot commit bigotry - I mean, bigamy. Sigh. Tis true. I already make one man's life a misery. You don't want *this*, you need a nice woman.

You will be no.1 on my "men I should have waited for" list.

So that's a maybe? Okay! I can live with a maybe.

 

[Tallulah82]

So that's a maybe? Okay! I can live with a maybe.

LOL!!!

And so he continues to live in his own little Wonky world...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL!!!

And so he continues to live in his own little Wonky world...

I'll get my way in the end and then we can spend the rest of our lives with me giving you a good ride on the beaches.

... Well, until I conk out and get made into glue.

 

[Friendlymann]

Haha. Uh huh. I can think of several ways to ride a donkey - it's just that usually Wonky is a bit more "innocent" than this

Unlike me you mean!

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll get my way in the end and then we can spend the rest of our lives with me giving you a good ride on the beaches.

... Well, until I conk out and get made into glue.

Oh - I wouldn't turn you into glue!!!

Tesco's pays well for horsemeat - finish your life as a burger on a bbq at the beach

 

[Tallulah82]

Unlike me you mean!

Mmmmhmm. I aint saying a word. Not me

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh - I wouldn't turn you into glue!!!

Tesco's pays well for horsemeat - finish your life as a burger on a bbq at the beach

But... I'm not a horse. I'm a donkey!!! We're so much sexier than those horses. Pfft, they think they're so special. Swishing their tails and flicking their manes. Pfft!

I'm not falling asleep...honest!

 

[Tallulah82]

But... I'm not a horse. I'm a donkey!!! We're so much sexier than those horses. Pfft, they think they're so special. Swishing their tails and flicking their manes. Pfft!

I'm not falling asleep...honest!

Meh. Horsemeat, donkeymeat. Tastes the same. Meat is meat is meat. All good enough for a Tesco burger.

Awww. You been wearing yourself out this morning?

 

[grist_159]

Tescos finest indeed... good morning all

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Meh. Horsemeat, donkeymeat. Tastes the same. Meat is meat is meat. All good enough for a Tesco burger.

Awww. You been wearing yourself out this morning?

Who have you been talking to? I er....I just didn't sleep well - that's all.


Good morning Grist.

 

[Tallulah82]

Tescos finest indeed... good morning all

Good morning

 

[grist_159]

What are you all upto on this fine morning apart from slaughtering a fine animal