UK people!

[Sean]

The petition to keep Donald Trump out of the UK has just been unlocked. Go and sign to keep this lying, racist, fascist scumbag out of our country:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/114003

 

[removed9556]

 

[Sean]

I think Boris is a cunt, but this made me laugh:

Mayor of London Boris Johnson statement: "The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump."

 

[lovetoread]

This is just a plot to undermine my beautifully planned assassination. Not signing.

I have the watermelons, the soft-nosed bullets, everything.

watermelons??

 

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[Pookie]

I oppose this petition on the grounds that if adopted it would be one less place we can ship the fucker away to.

 

[Sean]

watermelons??

https://floridagators80.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/j2.jpg
http://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/JackalMarkt.jpeg

 

[Sean]

I oppose this petition on the grounds that if adopted it would be one less place we can ship the fucker away to.

He's your problem, you keep the cunt!

 

[Queersetti]

He's your problem, you keep the cunt!

Hey, we took Yoko off your hands!

 

[Emerson40]

*waits on new thread about a petition to send Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife to UK for watermelon market tour.*

 

[Emerson40]

watermelons??

Courtesy of the Colonel.

https://coubsecure-a.akamaihd.net/get/bucket:22.31/p/coub/simple/cw_gif_big/577823bb738/e8cd2ffa34be32a06c053/1409455008_1386958011_u50n13_1lbhe974.gif

 

[Sean]

Hey, we took Yoko off your hands!

Yoko was bugger all to do with us!

 

[Queersetti]

Yoko was bugger all to do with us!

We tried to firebomb her in 1945, but she got away.

And where did she go? Uh huh. Old fucking Blighty. You claimed her, you keep her.

 

[Sean]

We tried to firebomb her in 1945, but she got away.

And where did she go? Uh huh. Old fucking Blighty. You claimed her, you keep her.

According to wiki, she moved from Japan to NY. Sux to be you!

 

[Queersetti]

According to wiki, she moved from Japan to NY. Sux to be you!

If she'd stayed in NY, she'd have married Sterling Morison or Johnny Thunders and nobody would have fucking heard of her.

 

[lovetoread]

Oh ffs, there is nothing wrong with Yoko.

 

[Queersetti]

Anyway, I'd vote for Yoko for president before Trump.

She'd probably come up with a plan to bomb Isil with coconut macaroons or something.

 

[removed9556]

 

[removed9556]

 

[suckonsimon]

signed.

 

[oggbashan]

Anyway, I'd vote for Yoko for president before Trump.

She'd probably come up with a plan to bomb Isil with coconut macaroons or something.

No! Not the coconut macaroons!

It should be pork scratchings.

 

[Queersetti]

Oh ffs, there is nothing wrong with Yoko.

All I'm saying is, when somebody tried to kill George, his wife busted a lamp over the fucker's head.

 

[Queersetti]

I like to think of her with Captain Beefheart. An avant-garde-off.

That would be the point at which weirdness achieved consciousness.

 

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[Queersetti]

I met her briefly at Moma in Oxford. Beautiful smile.

That's cool. I've got nothing against Yoko, I was just sick of talking about Trump.