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[Wand3rlust]

Jeez it's busy in here. Room for a small one?

 

[deft]

Jeez it's busy in here. Room for a small one?

Squeeze in next to me, luv.

 

[snexxer]

Jeez it's busy in here. Room for a small one?

I'll step outside. That'll make LOADS of room.

 

[metrifonate]

We're having an extention built. A reputable firm of builders have been employed. Bodgeit and Scarper.

 

[deft]

We're having an extention built. A reputable firm of builders have been employed. Bodgeit and Scarper.

It’s fine, I’ll get my lawyers on it… Ben Dover and Phil McCracken.

 

[snexxer]

We're having an extention built. A reputable firm of builders have been employed. Bodgeit and Scarper.

I'm a trained sparky, (yes as well as butcher.) As I'm so old, my new firm is called Jurrasic Spark.

 

[metrifonate]

I'm a trained sparky, (yes as well as butcher.) As I'm so old, my new firm is called Jurrasic Spark.

No end to your talents!

 

[snexxer]

No end to your talents!

I've loads. But I won't take over the thread today.

 

[deft]

Yes, we need @Skippertyrell to complete his questionnaire. I'm on tenterhooks, here!

 

[metrifonate]

I've loads. But I won't take over the thread today.

Just send your CV to the HR department.

 

[orangecurious]

the conveyancing solicitor is Wright Hassel*


*is an actual law firm

 

[snexxer]

the conveyancing solicitor is Wright Hassel*


*is an actual law firm

Actual lawyer.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[metrifonate]

Actual lawyer.

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Her brother Tu Yu was the manager of the Chuckle Brothers.

 

[orangecurious]

right, biathlon is on

 

[deft]

What gives, troops?

 

[snexxer]

What gives, troops?

One of these.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Evening Play Mates

 

[Cat]

Well.. I am about to get into bed!

It has been yet another lovely day in the forest.

No bunk bed, I want my own bed - sleeping like an unruly starfish is a thing!

 

[snexxer]

Well.. I am about to get into bed!

It has been yet another lovely day in the forest.

No bunk bed, I want my own bed - sleeping like an unruly starfish is a thing!

Sleep well forest pixie.

 

[snexxer]

Hiya all.
Need to remember this isn't the joke thread.
Im just the joke in here.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Hiya all.
Need to remember this isn't the joke thread.
Im just the joke in here.

stop that!

 

[snexxer]

stop that!

Sorry sis.

 

[orangecurious]

Evening

 

[Wand3rlust]

Evening