UK Online Directory. v9.

[snexxer]

Here are some of the best.

On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping" or "Do not use on eyes"
On a chainsaw: "Do not hold the wrong end"
On a microwave: "Do not dry pets in microwave"
On an iron: "Do not iron clothes while wearing them"
On a package of hammers: "May be harmful if swallowed"
On a butane lighter: "Warning: Flame may cause fire"
On a curling iron: "This product can burn eyes"
On a computer mouse manual: "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers"
On a package of peanuts: "Warning: May contain nuts"

 

[barefootgirl69]

On this side of the pond, there's warnings about blow dryers not being used in the tub/shower.

Gives an entire different meaning to a wash and dry style.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

The Fenchurch and Arthur story line is brilliant.

I had a (late) teenage crush on Fenchurch.

 

[snexxer]

On this side of the pond, there's warnings about blow dryers not being used in the tub/shower.

Gives an entire different meaning to a wash and dry style.

Or as Sean Connery says in Dr No. "Shocking."

There is also a label on a trouser press that says, Remove trousers before use.

I had a (late) teenage crush on Fenchurch.

She does have something about her.

 

[F3x0r]

Hitchhikers Fenchurch? Yes, Not sure why but i remember quite liking her.

As far as Mondays go, getting in from work this time, kinda means it's not been a good one

 

[orangecurious]

anyway... i didn't dry my pet in the microwave





that would be a silly place to put a goldfish

 

[barefootgirl69]

anyway... i didn't dry my pet in the microwave





that would be a silly place to put a goldfish

I didn't even need a microwave to kill my last fishy.

poor Nemo.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I didn't even need a microwave to kill my last fishy.

poor Nemo.

I haven’t had a fish since I kept taking my goldfish out of the tank to pet it when I was 4.

 

[orangecurious]

I haven’t had a fish since I kept taking my goldfish out of the tank to pet it when I was 4.

did you hug it and pet it and call it George?

 

[snexxer]

I didn't even need a microwave to kill my last fishy.

poor Nemo.

Aww I'm sorry.

I haven’t had a fish since I kept taking my goldfish out of the tank to pet it when I was 4.

This last year has been the first year since I was 12, that I haven't had any aquariums set up. I usually have a minimum of 1. I've got 5 waiting to be setup.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Since @Wand3rlust is probably asleep, I’ll do the

 

[barefootgirl69]

Since @Wand3rlust is probably asleep, I’ll do the

Our excellent mod will take care of it as soon as she can. Meanwhile, let's pretend we're @Wand3rlust!!

 

[F3x0r]

A bot got lost,,,,, this is not the thread for you bot,, begone

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Our excellent mod will take care of it as soon as she can. Meanwhile, let's pretend we're @Wand3rlust!!

Came up in multiple (14+) other places, so I asked TPH too.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What'd I miss?

 

[F3x0r]

What'd I miss?

What are you doing up.

 

[Cat]

Moooooorning!

- Or maybe I should say goodnight to all of you very nocturnal people?

Oh well, it is Tuesday and what a glorious day it is.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Moooooorning!

- Or maybe I should say goodnight to all of you very nocturnal people?

Oh well, it is Tuesday and what a glorious day it is.

Good morning to you! It's only 9.30 Monday night here on the West Coast.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning.

@F3x0r - I was obviously trying to go back to sleep!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have an announcement!

The bins are out, ready to be picked up Tuesday morning.

 

[Cat]

I have an announcement!

The bins are out, ready to be picked up Tuesday morning.

Hahaha! Gosh I love you, you lovable silly head!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hahaha! Gosh I love you, you lovable silly head!!

Someone has to make you giggle!

 

[orangecurious]

Morning

It is, indeed, Tuesday

 

[deft]

Busy day here so far… tickin’ stuff off the list

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have a list.

*looks @deft *