UK Madhouse

CweeTrix

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"WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FUN, COME AND PLAY OUR GAMES!"

As the song says, Welcome to the UK madhouse: a place to laugh and joke, tease and play! All UK posters welcome (plus any other billy bob jane and sue who want to pop their heads in)


No rules or manners, just be yourselves - live and let live!

Kitz & Cwee

ps: living and letting living = respect for fellow posters. If you're not able to practise that in this thread, then I suggest you PM us about it ok? :cool:
 
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so as i was sayin, my weekends not been goin too bad at all!!!!

/wonders what fun she can have alllllll by herself muahahaha!
 
CweeTrix said:
"WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FUN, COME AND PLAY OUR GAMES!"

As the song says, Welcome to the UK madhouse: a place to laugh and joke, tease and play! All UK posters welcome (plus any other billy bob jane and sue who want to pop their heads in)


No rules or manners, just be yourselves - live and let live!

Kitz & Cwee

Is it safe for a Yank to show up here? Will you ever release me back to my friends of passion and lust?
:D
 
coooooooweeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

oh a mad house all of our very own wow *don's nurses uniform starts strapping ppl down hehe*
 
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appetite said:
Is it safe for a Yank to show up here? Will you ever release me back to my friends of passion and lust?
:D

noooo i dont think we'll ever let u go!! besides, u have the honour of being the very first yankee to post here!

mwah!
 
with a butt and bod l;ike that ur being straped down and punished hehe
 
As requested

A boho hello from sunny Soho...
and to wish you two the best on this new venture!!

Cweetrix - I thought of another answer to your question the other night re: my username

Have you heard Bowie's Big Brother?
;)
 
kitz said:
with a butt and bod l;ike that ur being straped down and punished hehe

Ooooooooooohhhhh
I have become the first meat sandwich between the tasty bread of Cwee and Kitz.

I guess you are goin to whip my ass for showing up before you are ready to be open for 'business'.

hell, this is going to be yummy
:D
 
Re: As requested

toseamus said:
A boho hello from sunny Soho...
and to wish you two the best on this new venture!!

Cweetrix - I thought of another answer to your question the other night re: my username

Have you heard Bowie's Big Brother?
;)

hmmm.. i've heard of big brother but bowie's??

and i cant even say i'm tired today! well, just a little bit.. /sheepish

go on, teach me! where does yr username come from? i promise i'm the best pupil u could ever find! ;)
 
hello too xxx and it is a nice summers day to day ain't it!!
 
Well, perhaps if you sit still and promise to be good....

Bowie - Diamond Dogs, there's a song called Big Brother.

You'll hear my name in the chorus :)
 
toseamus said:
Well, perhaps if you sit still and promise to be good....

Bowie - Diamond Dogs, there's a song called Big Brother.

You'll hear my name in the chorus :)

u could just save me downloading it and tell me what it means in the context of the song... :p i aint bored yet!
 
Big Brother

"Someone to shame us
Someone to follow
Someone to blame
Some brave Apollo"

Surrounded by musical notes etc.
 
oph ap its not meal time hun ur straped down ready and waiting
 
Cwee and kitz in one place and threatening to tie us down?

This has got to be the place to be.

Love & lust XXC
 
CweeTrix said:
how about lyrics for the whole track? /snicker

I'm guessing wildly from memory as it is...

Probably imagined the whole thing..:rolleyes:

Your first assignment. Explain to me yours... ;)
 
lol i might have known u would pop in u old scally u lol where u been hiding?
 
toseamus said:
I'm guessing wildly from memory as it is...

Probably imagined the whole thing..:rolleyes:

Your first assignment. Explain to me yours... ;)

my first assignment?

dont be gettin ahead of yrself hunni!

mine is easy really.. if u pronounce the C as an S .. go on.. Cwee... Trix... do u see it? LOL its more involved obviously but its totally ideal for me and i just LOVE IT!
 
Oldscallywag said:
Cwee and kitz in one place and threatening to tie us down?

This has got to be the place to be.

Love & lust XXC

u said it yrself! is this the dream u've been immersed in then?

brb!
 
oh yeah do tell so want to know what u dream of i love hearign dreams i have freaky acid trip type ones lol

lay on my sofa scally and relax and tell me ur dreams*sits on chair in tight nurses uniform tits on show crosses legs waiting*
 
CweeTrix said:
my first assignment?

dont be gettin ahead of yrself hunni!

mine is easy really.. if u pronounce the C as an S .. go on.. Cwee... Trix... do u see it? LOL its more involved obviously but its totally ideal for me and i just LOVE IT!

Oh yeah, sweet. :)
 
That would be so much better than the meaningless dreams I could come up with so thanks for the inspiration

L&L XXC
 
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