UK and Ireland perverts unite!

[Tallulah82]

Hey to all you misfits, weirdos, perverts and those of you who pretend to be good, upstanding citizens of our collection of islands!

Say hi, stay and converse or simply lurk until you are ready to jump in. We appreciate your friendliness extending to everyone on the thread - it don't make you gay if a dude addresses another dude y'know (basically, try not to be a dick and only come on to say hi to one particular female because it makes it too obvious that you're just looking for a quickie. No-one likes a 10 second shag. )

Oh - and if you are an overseas lurker - you know we can see you, right? Feel free to say hi too

 

[ArabianNights]

Wonky started a thread whilst you were away

 

[Tallulah82]

Wonky started a thread whilst you were away

LOL! Typical. So, why aren't you on it???

He is such a lying git. He told me he was taking a break from Lit while I was away!

 

[OldUncleJack]

so are we here now???

 

[Tallulah82]

so are we here now???

No lol. I didn't know Wonks had done one - so I jumped in and got it linked. Sigh. I shall just creep back of to Nam...

 

[OldUncleJack]

No lol. I didn't know Wonks had done one - so I jumped in and got it linked. Sigh. I shall just creep back of to Nam...

see...you disappear for 5 minutes and it all goes Pete Tong!!

 

[Tallulah82]

see...you disappear for 5 minutes and it all goes Pete Tong!!

Haha, more like I turn up for 5 minutes and the shit hits the fan

Let's let this one fade away for the moment and once Wonk's next one is done, we'll revive this one!

So. Here is the link to the actual latest one...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1417050

 

[Jaime_H]

Where am I?

Have I fallen through a wormhole in the space time continuum ?

 

[Tallulah82]

Where am I?

Have I fallen through a wormhole in the space time continuum ?

Ha! You clicked too soon. Please return to where you came until such time that your name and seat number are called out.

And Thank you for flying with Cunnilingus Airways.

 

[Jaime_H]

Ha! You clicked too soon. Please return to where you came until such time that your name and seat number are called out.

And Thank you for flying with Cunnilingus Airways.

* Shuffles away*

 

[Tallulah82]

* Shuffles away*

Sir, don't forget to take your complimentary dildo and packet of super strength Viagra. Remember, wait for your name and number. Thank you!

 

[Jaime_H]

Sir, don't forget to take your complimentary dildo and packet of super strength Viagra. Remember, wait for your name and number. Thank you!

*grabs dildo and Viagra - might come in useful later....*

 

[LucyCanyon]

Sir, don't forget to take your complimentary dildo and packet of super strength Viagra. Remember, wait for your name and number. Thank you!

Please, hostess with the mostest, I am not quite sure what these gifts are for, would you be able to help me?? “Whistles innocently”

 

[Jaime_H]

A dildo is an Australian musical instrument as played by Rolf Harris....

Can I mention his name here?

 

[Tallulah82]

Please, hostess with the mostest, I am not quite sure what these gifts are for, would you be able to help me?? “Whistles innocently”

Sir. Like I said to the previous flyer, you must return to the waiting room until it is time to board. Once you can board, and I have you strapped down, I will be more than happy to give both oral and physical demonstrations of how to get the most out of your flight.

But for now, please go through this door. Thank you.

 

[Sienna]

Is this the thread that continues the closed thread... UK and Ireland Thread. ??

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Is this the thread that continues the closed thread... UK and Ireland Thread. ??

This is the one. I've PM'd LadyG to see if she'll amend the link as she accidentally linked the same thread.

 

[Sienna]

This is the one. I've PM'd LadyG to see if she'll amend the link as she accidentally linked the same thread.

I PM'd her too, but wasn't sure about which link She's cool

 

[MrsKingky]

I thought us British folk were uptight sexually repressed individuals? Surely there's not a perv amongst us

 

[LucyCanyon]

I thought us British folk were uptight sexually repressed individuals? Surely there's not a perv amongst us

Pervy and proud of it!

Morning all, Ophelia should make the cycle home a breeze today!!

 

[just_e]

* shuffles in looking a bit confused as usual*
Hi everyone!
the new place looks like it could do with a lick of paint don't you think?

 

[mickyp123]

* shuffles in looking a bit confused as usual*
Hi everyone!
the new place looks like it could do with a lick of paint don't you think?

If there is one thing I can't stand on a Monday morning it's people getting all emulsional lol.

As for me an hour has passed without me thinking about black knickers, I'm wondering if I need to see a Dwagon Perv welfare doctor

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Good morning everyone!! So, this is the new home for the next bout of filth and frivolity.

* shuffles in looking a bit confused as usual*
Hi everyone!
the new place looks like it could do with a lick of paint don't you think?

I think the removal men will be bringing all of the furniture and Femme's sexual furniture at lunchtime. If someone could be here to let them in, it'd be grand.

Right, I probably won't be back until late this afternoon so I will catch you perverts then. Laters!

 

[MrsKingky]

As for me an hour has passed without me thinking about black knickers, I'm wondering if I need to see a Dwagon Perv welfare doctor

I'm going to ruin this for you - I am in fact wearing black knickers

Good morning/nearly afternoon fellow Brits

 

[just_e]

I'm going to ruin this for you - I am in fact wearing black knickers

Good morning/nearly afternoon fellow Brits

Hmmm ... just "black" how are we supposed to create an accurate mental picture out of just "black"