Uh-oh, we men may soon be made obsolete

Hell, I'm tired of seeing all of my friends being castrated by their women.
 
zach79 said:
Hell, I'm tired of seeing all of my friends being castrated by their women.
Then don't look. BRB gotta go get my hubbies balls off the line. We are having meatballs for tea tonight.(Warning meanie post) :D
 
Besides women will always need men.

Who else will kill a spider, or open a jar, or lift heavy boxes?
 
robots

maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday
 
Frimost said:

Frimost - you just can't trust those US scientists. The next thing you'll know is that they'll have invented a new way to copulate. It is quite revolutionary, requiring a male and a female, works well in a variety of positions and leads to all sorts of sensual satisfaction for the participants. The Roman church has spoken out against the technique, calling it "crude, rude and highly erotic". Priests have been instructed to deny absolution for any parishioners who confess to using this dynamic heterosexual technique more than twice a week. Meanwhile the Proddies are trying to determine whether it is just an advanced form of wanking. heheheh :D :p :D
 
zach79 said:
Besides women will always need men.

Who else will kill a spider, or open a jar, or lift heavy boxes?

My lady friend, BBS , has a second dan in akido and shes just learned to operate a forklift
 
I kill my own spiders. If I truly can't open a jar, I suppose I could break it. That's one way to open it. LOL Heavy boxes? Just take some of it out and make more trips. Simple.
 
Hell, I thought we were already obsolete. Most women just keep me around to lift heavy boxes and get things off high shelves without needing a step-ladder.
 
GAWD dammit. Does that mean we have to become gay?

I get first dibs on Glamorilla!
 
I've been wondering for years why no one's figured this out yet. Ranchers only keep a couple of bulls for a heard of cattle, there's usually only one ram per flock, one rooster and a lot more geldings than stallions. Getting the picture? That's why I keep my head down and my mouth shut.
 
kotori said:
I've been wondering for years why no one's figured this out yet. Ranchers only keep a couple of bulls for a heard of cattle, there's usually only one ram per flock, one rooster and a lot more geldings than stallions. Getting the picture? That's why I keep my head down and my mouth shut.

I refuse to be just a piece of meat...
 
Exactly. See DebbieXXX's reference to the Kiwi version of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
 
yes...yes...I have been verbally castrated. I just reach into my own chest, pulled out my heart and stomped on it.

Now I just look at them and say calmly...what makes you think you'd make it to the phone.
 
kotori said:
I've been wondering for years why no one's figured this out yet. Ranchers only keep a couple of bulls for a heard of cattle, there's usually only one ram per flock, one rooster and a lot more geldings than stallions. Getting the picture? That's why I keep my head down and my mouth shut.

You are truly a wise man. And don't let Debbiexxx scare ya... she's all talk.:D :devil: She doesn't put Big Reds balls on the line at all... she dries them in the clothes dryer.:D ;)
 
i dont kill spiders i pick them up and put them out in the garden :) and i know a trick of opening jars just have to put them under hot tap because it makes the metal expand and easier to open so there :p


actually i think "cloning" such as this maybe should be considered only if it was 100% safe and i guess i dont really like the idea of them having to have practice to get it right

but what about the couples male/female ones that dont produce eggs or sperm ... all that does anyway when it works is share DNA i dont know how much more different it is than artifical insemination

i guess if this thing did work for lesbian couples also i would consider it i dont i we'd do it because we're not going to have babys for a while anyway we might just adopt we might use artiical insemination i dont know

i wouldnt actually call this cloning though
 
sexy-girl said:
i dont kill spiders i pick them up and put them out in the garden :) and i know a trick of opening jars just have to put them under hot tap because it makes the metal expand and easier to open so there :p

I flush all bugs down the toilet. I don't even trust squishing them and tossing them in the trash, they may come back to life to get me. So they take the water ride into the sewer, far away from me.

I learned that trick for opening jars as a kid. Hit the edge with a knife to loosen it, too.

And men will never be obsolete for having fun.
 
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Don K Dyck said:


Frimost - you just can't trust those US scientists. The next thing you'll know is that they'll have invented a new way to copulate. It is quite revolutionary, requiring a male and a female, works well in a variety of positions and leads to all sorts of sensual satisfaction for the participants. The Roman church has spoken out against the technique, calling it "crude, rude and highly erotic". Priests have been instructed to deny absolution for any parishioners who confess to using this dynamic heterosexual technique more than twice a week. Meanwhile the Proddies are trying to determine whether it is just an advanced form of wanking. heheheh :D :p :D

Words of wisdom! The religious guys will try to suppress the erotic thoughts as not being Godly, when in fact we have been given a gift of enjoying each other! :devil:
 
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