Uh Laurel... got a question...

[Dillinger]

The newsletter... is there any chance it might go out tomorrow? I really, really am dying to see it, read it, savor it. Its been so long - I just don't think I can wait any longer.

So - as a favor - to me - your buddy - your friend - could you perhaps put in a bit of overtime and get it out ASAP?

Pretty please?

 

[Spinaroonie]

The newsletter is a hoax. It's always been sent out by somebody not actually affiliated with Laurel Enterprises.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I thought lit was her overtime? First it was Friday, then Saturday, now Monday... Oh well, it will come out when the stars are in alignment. I had fun at Planet Manu the other day...there is just not enough to do around here...

 

[Laurel]

Sure, Dilly. Just for you.

Actualy, the newsletter and the anti-newsletter forces are in league with each other, seeking to profit on the War. Ends towards the middle and all that.

 

[Spinaroonie]

We have the Newsletter.

You die now.

Are you afraid?

Death to the anti-newsletter.

Death to the profiteers.

Laurel is great.

 

[Laurel]

I'm not afraid. Let the pr0n eagle soar!

Planet Manu rocks. That's 'cause Manu rocks.

 

[Dillinger]

Manu wears socks? No way!

Sorry - my reading isn't what it used to be...

I'm shocked to find the anti-newsletter folks are back at it - I thought we squashed that rebellion years ago?

 

[Mike Hammer]

I'm not afraid. Let the pr0n eagle soar!

Planet Manu rocks.

Are those like moon rocks?

 

[Laurel]

Sorta. Only rounder.

 

[Saint Peter]

Wears cocks? He has more than one?

I did not realize the fashion potential of a chicken.

 

[Laurel]

You haven't truly lived, then.

 

[Pyper]

Laurel! Stop caning that kitten! You should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[Saint Peter]

That may indeed be the case.

However, the SaintPeter's Home for Wayward Teenage Girls Newsletter makes it to press on time, every time.

 

[Laurel]

I'm not caning him, silly!

I'm beating him with an electrical cord.

Sheesh.

 

[Sandia]

Laurel, I'll be in charge of the lit newsletter, if you make me the GB
MODERATOR!!!

deal?

 

[Nora]

Don't trust Sandia, Laurel. The boy's bone-deep lazy. You'll be lucky to get a newsletter twice a decade.

 

[Sandia]

I'LL MODERATE THE FUCK OUTTA THESE PEOPLE. heh.

 

[Sandia]

Actually, I was thinking a bi-centennial newsletter would be plenty..

 

[Laurel]

If you moderate the fuck out of them, this will be a pretty lacking adult board.

 

[Spinaroonie]

If you moderate the fuck out of them, this will be a pretty lacking adult board.

I can be mod, I've done it on slash...

Check this out.

-1, Offtopic.

 

[Sandia]

Yeah, well... I guess you have a point.
Can I still be moderator though?
Please?

 

[Laurel]

No, but you can be a Spelling Buddy.

Nice, Spin!

 

[Sandia]

Spelling Buddy is not nearly as important as MODERATOR.
Think about it: no more high-spirited debates, no more name-calling, no more hurt feelings... no "inappropriate" opinions of any kind!
And if anybody gets outta line, I get to WHACK them with my MODERATOR stick.
Please?

 

[Laurel]

Okay, I'll let you be Grammar Buddy also, but that's my final offer.

You can whack em with your grammar stick!

 

[Sandia]

I gotta feeling a MODERATOR stick's a lot BIGGER than a grammar stick. But... I guess I gotta take what I can get.