842 lbs 4 foot tall male in search of good woman. Must be able to cook, clean, sew, dig up worms, and clean fish. MUST have boat and motor. Please forward pictures of boat and motor.
Prefer 99 lbs woman with bad eye sight and hard of hearing. Bonus if she is deaf and blind, my jokes will go over better then, or if I tell her that I'm a 6 foot tall 170 lbs french model.
Uh...bone djawer
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I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I haven't gotten any PMs yet. 
