Ugly bastards: What stops you from topping yourself?

[duranman]

Pray tell me, I'm intrigued....

 

[smoothg103rd]

Wtf is topping? "Topping" where I'm from, means giving head. So excuse my ignorance but, your question reads to me " Ugly bastards, what stops you from going down on yourself".

 

[Aquagal]

I thought a topper was the pitcher.

 

[duranman]

Sorry, it means committing suicide to us Brits...

 

[duranman]

Wtf is topping? "Topping" where I'm from, means giving head. So excuse my ignorance but, your question reads to me " Ugly bastards, what stops you from going down on yourself".

That said, I rather like that...

 

[smoothg103rd]

That said, I rather like that...

Slang is a beautiful thing.

 

[smoothg103rd]

But to answer your question. Because life is precious. We all know that beautiful girls can do shit the ugly ones can't, but ugly people need love too. Me personally, I would fuck a ugly girl in a heartbeat, (honestly) I had a lil booger wolf over here the other night. It's guys like me that gives the ugly ones hope, I'm truly a great man. Thanks, duranman, for helping me realize that.

 

[eyer]

Sorry, it means committing suicide to us Brits...

Really?

Can you show us...

...you racist piece of shit?

 

[hashtag45]

lol this thread…
(minus our pointdexter)

 

[duranman]

Really?

Can you show us...

...you racist piece of shit?

You're one ugly cunt, right?....

 

[Fata Morgana]

You're one ugly cunt, right?....

If his outside matches his inside I'm thinking John Merrick territory.

 

[smoothg103rd]

If his outside matches his inside I'm thinking John Merrick territory.

You are probably ugly too.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You are probably ugly too.

And you're probably a middle aged white woman.

 

[eyer]

You're one ugly cunt, right?....

"ugly" ain't the world for it...

...you racist piece of shit.

You can just call me, "Fata".

 

[MsSmoothG]

And you're probably a middle aged white woman.

Laugh my ass off! She onto you "smooth"!

Mary, you no wuts up girl!

 

[Fata Morgana]

"ugly" ain't the world for it...

...you racist piece of shit.

You can just call me, "Fata".

Hark at Fuckstick trying to be witty.

 

[pink]

I may be ugly but I love life too much to off myself.

 

[smoothg103rd]

And you're probably a middle aged white woman.

If we're going to talk, we're going to tell the fucking truth. I seen a pic of majority of the women you associate with (them blurt thread bitches) but haven't seen a picture of you.

Which leads me to believe that it's highly probable that you are ugly.

Let's just be real.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If we're going to talk, we're going to tell the fucking truth. I seen a pic of majority of the women you associate with (them blurt thread bitches) but haven't seen a picture of you.

Which leads me to believe that it's highly probable that you are ugly.

Let's just be real.

I've had my face up here loads of times over the years you feckless cunt.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I've had my face up here loads of times over the years you feckless cunt.

Can I see it?

 

[pointless]

i am as god made me, sir.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Can I see it?

Go fuck yourself.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Go fuck yourself.

I trust me instincts, and now they're really telling me that you are ugly.


Eyer, is she ugly? If everyone word I trust, it's yours. Is she?

 

[Pairaclities]

If his outside matches his inside I'm thinking John Merrick territory.

Are really a diviner of cheese whey?
how does that work?

 

[Killswitch1]

*stalk*

Booger wolf. Oh fuck, that made me wee a little.