Ugh. Wallmart Wine??

[TWB]

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their
shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy
Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R. I.

She said: "The right name is important."

So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...
1. Nasti Spumante

 

[His_kitty]

I predict it will be a huge hit with the rednecks!

What's not to like really? You can get your motor oil, chewing tobacco and your wine.

Who doesn't love Walmart?

 

[Shaq]

Inexpensive wine? it's been done before. At a place called THE GHETTO...

 

[weed]

Must be for those discerning drinkers who don't like mad dog....or was that bad dog?

 

[Shaq]

Must be for those discerning drinkers who don't like mad dog....or was that bad dog?

Mad dog

 

[Wiggles]

But can I get it in a box? That's the clincher.

 

[weed]

But can I get in a box? That's the clincher.

It's a five gallon plastic jug with a spicket (?sp) at the bottom, no breathing necessary.

lol

 

[Wiggles]

It's a five gallon plastic jug with a spicket (?sp) at the bottom, no breathing necessary.

lol

Yeehaw!

Jug stand! (Is that possible?)

 

[TWB]

I predict it will be a huge hit with the rednecks!

What's not to like really? You can get your motor oil, chewing tobacco and your wine.

Who doesn't love Walmart?

Ask KillerMuffin

 

[TWB]

Yeehaw!

Jug stand! (Is that possible?)

Hey, Wiggles, "sluttish"?? Do I note a bit of equivocation in your sluttyness? *grin*

 

[Wiggles]

Hey, Wiggles, "sluttish"?? Do I note a bit of equivocation in your sluttyness? *grin*

Absolutely not! My sluttiness is purely sexual. I assure you I keep myself very clean and tidy otherwise.

 

[TWB]

Absolutely not! My sluttiness is purely sexual. I assure you I keep myself very clean and tidy otherwise.

I was referring to the "ish" in sluttish as opposed to just saying "slut." What is the difference?? I am curious. I thought it might be an equivocation regarding being a slut. (e.g., I am sluttish, but not a slut).

TWB

 

[Wiggles]

I was referring to the "ish" in sluttish as opposed to just saying "slut." What is the difference?? I am curious. I thought it might be an equivocation regarding being a slut. (e.g., I am sluttish, but not a slut).

TWB

Well, for one I think it sounds pretty neat. And, I'm not really a slut. But I have my moments.

I guess that's what I'm going for.

 

[TWB]

Thought that might be the case, *wink*.

Am I stealing my own thread?

 

[sunstruck]

This is hanging on the wall of my Uncle's wine shop. Chef Boyardeax is my fav.

 

[Wiggles]

Thought that might be the case, *wink*.

Am I stealing my own thread?

Highjacker!

 

[TWB]

Highjacker!

Unfortunately I seem to be alone in the plane

 

[lobito]

After drinking Strawberry Hill this weekend, that just might be a step up. If the 2-3x price increase means that it's actually that much better.

 

[TWB]

Unfortunately I seem to be alone in the plane

*looking around at the supplies*

at least they have all these little bottles of booze here. . .