Uber Sparky's Mid-torso tuber (simon said to)

[KillerMuffin]

Preparation of this delicacy is an exact, if messy science. It requires firm, but sensitive "handling" and a good washing. This particular variety of tuber prefers to be thoroughly wetted in the pussy before it's licked and sucked clean. Beware, the tuber spits a piquant, yet warm sauce when it's happy. An advance preparatory wash with warm water may be in order if it's filthy.

Some prefer to baste it thoroughly in the pussy before enjoying it's sauce. Some may prefer to enjoy the tuber more in the raw, without preliminaries.

Anyone have any other "mid-torso" tuber recipes and care instructions?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yezzzzz.....

I prefer mine Frenched and Fried too. Tuber.