U.S. airport pat-downs are about to get more invasive

[FakeNews]

While few have noticed, U.S. airport security workers long had the option of using five different types of physical pat-downs at the screening line. Now those options have been eliminated and replaced with a single universal approach. This time, you will notice.

The new physical touching—for those selected to have a pat-down—will be be what the federal agency officially describes as a more “comprehensive” physical screening, according to a Transportation Security Administration spokesman.

In December, a CNN political commentator, Angela Rye, posted an article online describing her “humiliation” during a TSA agent’s search. Rye wrote in graphic detail about the pat down of her genitals during a search at the Detroit Airport before a flight to New York.

TSA officials didn’t immediately address whether the new universal pat-down protocol will mandate touching of passenger genitals.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...port-pat-downs-are-about-to-get-more-invasive

 

[Maidboy]

America's Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief no doubt heartily endorses this.

 

[Rightguide]

They'll be making sure there's nothing hidden in your scrotum, asshole, or vagina with an intrusive digital inspection. Won't be long and the airline industry will close the doors for lack of customers save those flights between San Francisco and Seattle. They'll be rushing in stripped and carrying their own lube.

 

[phrodeau]

But it's only until ISIS is wiped off the face of the Earth. Then we'll be allowed to travel by air without all those bothersome inspections.

Who here thinks that will happen?

 

[KingOrfeo]

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