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U.N. Ad Depicts Santa Claus As Villainous Character Favoring The Rich, “I Don’t Do Poor Countries”…


Santa a one-percenter?




(NYDN) — Santa won’t bother going to poor countries this year, so the United Nations Children’s Fund will go instead — or at least that’s the message behind a satirical new UNICEF advertisement released in Sweden.

The video (below) shows a jolly Santa at his workshop desk upending a box that, to his surprise and disgust, contains nothing but medical supplies destined for an unspecified third world country.

In a sometimes confusing and grammatically questionable rant, Santa then explains why health care doesn’t make for good Christmas presents.

“This ain’t no Christmas gift. So, you buy this products for your friend, and all this stuff goes to poor kids? Like in Africa?” Santa asks, before skeptically examining a vaccine bottle with a magnifying glass, shaking a bottle of pills and squirting the contents of a syringe into the air.

The Santa depicted in the commercial doesn’t care much for the accompanying Christmas cards either.

“What am I supposed to say when I hand this out? Ho! Ho! Ho! Here’s your picture of the gift you never got?” Santa says, while holding up a card branded with the UNICEF trademark.

“I don’t do poor countries,” Santa says in a villainous tone.
 
“Santa won’t bother going to poor countries this year……”

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Statistics show that most third world countries are socialist, and they don’t believe in Christmas anyway.

The head of government is their deity.
 
The problem is Santa doesn't deliver machetes to Africa, the UN does.:cool:
 
U.N. Ad Depicts Santa Claus As Villainous Character Favoring The Rich, “I Don’t Do Poor Countries”…


Santa a one-percenter?




(NYDN) — Santa won’t bother going to poor countries this year, so the United Nations Children’s Fund will go instead — or at least that’s the message behind a satirical new UNICEF advertisement released in Sweden.

The video (below) shows a jolly Santa at his workshop desk upending a box that, to his surprise and disgust, contains nothing but medical supplies destined for an unspecified third world country.

In a sometimes confusing and grammatically questionable rant, Santa then explains why health care doesn’t make for good Christmas presents.

“This ain’t no Christmas gift. So, you buy this products for your friend, and all this stuff goes to poor kids? Like in Africa?” Santa asks, before skeptically examining a vaccine bottle with a magnifying glass, shaking a bottle of pills and squirting the contents of a syringe into the air.

The Santa depicted in the commercial doesn’t care much for the accompanying Christmas cards either.

“What am I supposed to say when I hand this out? Ho! Ho! Ho! Here’s your picture of the gift you never got?” Santa says, while holding up a card branded with the UNICEF trademark.

“I don’t do poor countries,” Santa says in a villainous tone.

The U.N. belongs in Belgium.
They should fund themselves with bake sales.

The end.
 
“Santa won’t bother going to poor countries this year……”

———

Statistics show that most third world countries are socialist, and they don’t believe in Christmas anyway.

The head of government is their deity.

And what statistics are those?

Oh never mind.
 
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