Typo of the day

[TheWritingGroup]

So ... trying to say, "I should ask her out," and later finding on the page, "I should ask her pit."

 

[kreemi_pi]

So ... trying to say, "I should ask her out," and later finding on the page, "I should ask her pit."

My pits are down, baby...just shaved em they're all smooov 4u

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Were you reading the fetish thread about licking arm pits?

 

[dirk2024]

Were you reading the fetish thread about licking arm pits?

Link? A friend wants to know.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Link? A friend wants to know.

You're welcome. Let us never speak of this again.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/odd-fetishes.1642533/page-3#post-101680995

 

[kreemi_pi]

Link? A friend wants to know.

God Dirk you're such a horndog.

 

[kreemi_pi]

God Dirk you're such a horndog.

Your friend i mean

 

[TarnishedPenny]

So ... trying to say, "I should ask her out," and later finding on the page, "I should ask her pit."

Puts a whole new spin to ‘talk to the hand’.

 

[AG31]

A pastor of my acquaintance found in his sermon text a reference to "the strange rabbit from Jerusalem."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

A pastor of my acquaintance found in his sermon text a reference to "the rabbit from Jerusalem."

Is that anywhere near Caerbannog? I have my Holy hand Grenade of Antioch around here somewhere.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

A pastor of my acquaintance found in his sermon text a reference to "the rabbit from Jerusalem."

One of my Professors was informed by a student that WW1 was started when the Archduck Ferdinand was assignated by a Serbian pheasant.

Who knew?

 

[AG31]

One of my Professors was informed by a student that WW1 was started when the Archduck Ferdinand was assignated by a Serbian pheasant.

Who knew?

I Liked with a ha-ha, but I keep laughing. Had to do something. (I did send this to the author of the rabbit typo. It looks like you can't edit a reply???. It was actually "a strange rabbit from Jerusalem.")

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

One of my Professors was informed by a student that WW1 was started when the Archduck Ferdinand was assignated by a Serbian pheasant.

Who knew?

That must have been unpheasant...

 

[MillieDynamite]

I was in text conversation with Jo, and repeated a joke I read that Groucho Marks used... "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas...How he got in my pajamas I never new."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I was in text conversation with Jo, and repeated a joke I read that Groucho Marks used... "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas...How he got in my pajamas I never new."

They paint their toenails red, you know. Elephants that is. It makes it easier to hide in the cherry trees...

Don't remember where i heard that one, but it always makes me smile.

 

[Statius]

Is that anywhere near Caerbannog? I have my Holy hand Grenade of Antioch around here somewhere.

Don't you dare skip 3 and go to five!

 

[Statius]

One of my Professors was informed by a student that WW1 was started when the Archduck Ferdinand was assignated by a Serbian pheasant.

Who knew?

Damn. They didn't even use guns in the Hitchcock movie!

 

[WCSGarland]

If you like to lick every bit of your lover, is that considered a tongue fetish or a body part fetish?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

One of my Professors was informed by a student that WW1 was started when the Archduck Ferdinand was assignated by a Serbian pheasant.

Who knew?

Truly a fowl war….

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If you like to lick every bit of your lover, is that considered a tongue fetish or a body part fetish?

Well, you’d be licking their tongue, too. Licking their spleen would be a bit too much for me, personally, tho’

 

[Statius]

If you like to lick every bit of your lover, is that considered a tongue fetish or a body part fetish?

Tongue is a body part, so I'd say either

 

[Actingup]

A pastor of my acquaintance found in his sermon text a reference to "the rabbit from Jerusalem."

There’s an Easter story plot bunny right there.

 

[Pabiporffor]

One of my Professors was informed by a student that WW1 was started when the Archduck Ferdinand was assignated by a Serbian pheasant.

Who knew?

I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.

 

[Treeview]

Same idea but predated even personal computers.

About 1971...history class...studying western expansion

The assignment was to do a book report

One guy gets up and starts talking about the railroad going through 'Tuck-son' Arizona The chuckles would get louder everytime he said it. The teacher let him finish and sit down before, with a straight face, say, The city you talked about was Two-Sohn

The next guy reported onJohn Muir's time in Yo-suh-might Valley. Corrected...Yo-sem-it-tee