Typically obvious ploy for attention

[RisiaSkye]

I'm bored. I'm lonely.
And I'm not around often enough to garner the kind of instantaneous attention that newbies with 500 posts since yesterday get.

So, dammit, I'll go out out solicit it.


Here's the question: If you had to fuck (for some hypothetical reason, at penalty of death) someone you've never met before, how would you prepare yourself for the "task"?

 

[Guest]

Lots of KY Jelly hehe


and HI THERE

 

[ManOSafety]

Hey Risia, you post even less frequently than I do, but I understand your pain... .

Hmmm, have to fuck someone I've never met huh? Right away or have I been told I'll have to do it tomorrow? Is she in front of me, waiting in the next room, coming in the morning? I think the situation would make a difference...at gunpoint, I don't think I could get it up, so that wouldn't work...


But I think I'd just have to make it purely physical, shut off my emotions and mind to just make it about how it feels. Heck, I'm a guy, anything we can put it in that gives us friction can get us off if we don't think too hard about it.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Lots of KY Jelly hehe


and HI THERE

HI! YaY, attention! It's like second grade! All I need is cupcakes, and my day is complete. God, I'm pathetic.

So, jaded, is the KY for you or for them?

 

[Never]

Someone male?
Or female?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Risia... I just tell you to post more... honestly i dont notice you cause it doesn't happen very often

 

[RisiaSkye]

I think the situation would make a difference...at gunpoint, I don't think I could get it up, so that wouldn't work...

But I think I'd just have to make it purely physical, shut off my emotions and mind to just make it about how it feels. Heck, I'm a guy, anything we can put it in that gives us friction can get us off if we don't think too hard about it.

Okay...good point. So, what's the ideal situation for this, then?
How much would what they look like matter?
Being observed? Being threatened?

BTW, I think that simple friction 'works' for everyone. Some of us are just loathe to admit it. And, it's a pretty unsatisfying orgasm.

 

[willfulbrat]

Hi, RisiaSkye. What a scenario! Perhaps you should write a story about that.

 

[ManOSafety]

A cupcake is all it takes? Let me try to make you feel even more like second grade


Passing a note to Risia...

Risia, do u like me? circle yes or no
w/b
ManO

 

[RisiaSkye]

Risia... I just tell you to post more... honestly i dont notice you cause it doesn't happen very often

Ouch. At last I know...being ignored IS worse than being insulted.
Feh.
And here I had you on my list and everything.

 

[Never]

I'm impatient tonight so I'm not going to wait until my post gets noticed

MALE?
OR FEMALE?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well I still love your sigline if that helps

 

[RisiaSkye]

A cupcake is all it takes? Let me try to make you feel even more like second grade


Passing a note to Risia...

Risia, do u like me? circle yes or no
w/b
ManO

Oh, man. Almost as good as "check the box" notes.
*circles yes*

That was great.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I'm impatient tonight so I'm not going to wait until my post gets noticed

MALE?
OR FEMALE?

Choose one...or answer both ways. That could be interesting.
not trying to ignore you. Promise

 

[ManOSafety]

Well you know Risia, us infrequent posters have to stick together besides I'm bored too.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Well you know Risia, us infrequent posters have to stick together besides I'm bored too.

See, and this way we can drive our total posts up, and make it look like we're actually here more often. It's like a clever scheme, only more obvious, and without the cleverness.

 

[ManOSafety]

Hmmm, I feel a little like Inspector Clouseau (sp?) now that our clever scheme has been revealed...

 

[RisiaSkye]

Hmmm, I feel a little like Inspector Clouseau (sp?) now that our clever scheme has been revealed...

Man, I'm lousy at keeping a secret.
Luckily, we're the only ones reading this anymore.
That'll show them!
HA!

 

[Guest]

So, jaded, is the KY for you or for them?

it would be for me lol

and will there be handcuffs used in this situation?? LOL

 

[doctor_insanus]

it would be for me lol

and will there be handcuffs used in this situation?? LOL

I think I love you...

 

[Never]

I've seen penises, in those magazines my gay male friend has... I'd rather kill myself then have one of those in me.

 

[Guest]

I think I love you...

I think I love you..
but what am I so afraid of...


etc. etc.
hehe

 

[RisiaSkye]

jaded> Handcuffs are optional, but preferred for some

Never> Assume female, then. Not trying to make people cross their own preferred lines of sexual expression. Suicide seems like a bummer, imho. Let's try to avoid that.

 

[Never]

Is this stanger good looking? I suppose I could get into it.. maybe.
I don't even like touching people I don't know, I've worked for people for months and not let them pat my back, how am I supposed to sleep with someone I don't even know?

 

[Guest]

Anybody seen my ray-ban's?

I left them on the coffee table this morning and now I can't find them.