Typical, innit. A four day weekend...
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Just before I got on the ferry to come over here I suddenly remembered half a bag of skunk. Had to bin it in a hurry before I took the car through security. It's really not worth a trafficking conviction for five quids worth of weed. Then I just drove through, no checks, no dogs, fuck all. I was gutted.
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i think all potheads have been there. i once dumped all my drugs and pipes because i thought i was about to get busted.
absolutely nothing happened.
i still miss that water pipe.
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Not really. I've had jobs where I used to turn up late every day and nary a word was said because I was so fucking good at it.
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It's the Diamond Jubilee weekend in the UK with two Bank Holidays.
It's going to rain.
That could have been forecast as soon as they announced two Bank Holidays. We don't need augurs, prognosticators, weather men.
In the UK it rains on Bank Holidays. It's traditional.
It's going to rain.
That could have been forecast as soon as they announced two Bank Holidays. We don't need augurs, prognosticators, weather men.
In the UK it rains on Bank Holidays. It's traditional.
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Is the flotilla this weekend?
I wonder if they'll broadcast it here.... *goes to check*
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typical - i've sunday and monday off, and my manager has the tuesday and wednesday - the sun'll be out by then but i get the rain when the garden is meant to be getting done.
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Can we send you some of our rain?
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Kippies was complaining the other day that his garden was parched. I told him to get the water company to declare a hosepipe ban, works like a fucking charm.
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I need some rain! Water tank is still not full.
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Can your government announce a Bank Holiday? Works better than any rain dance.
Or they could follow a previous UK government and appoint a Minister for Drought. Within days his title was changed to Minister for Floods.
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typical - i've sunday and monday off, and my manager has the tuesday and wednesday - the sun'll be out by then but i get the rain when the garden is meant to be getting done.
You should be used to the rain by now.
Sean - not to worry mate. I'll keep the bar stool warm.
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Strangely, most public holidays here we get great weather!
When I need rain though, the clouds come over but nothing happens.
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we've had plenty over a month, though it's been mostly dry for ages before that, then the sun came out and nearly bowled us all over - just dried stuff out long enough to have it ready for a good bonfire on my days off and it's gonna chuck it down again then. it's the timing i'm bitching about
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we've had plenty over a month, though it's been mostly dry for ages before that, then the sun came out and nearly bowled us all over - just dried stuff out long enough to have it ready for a good bonfire on my days off and it's gonna chuck it down again then. it's the timing i'm bitching about
Get one of your servants to fix you a cup of tea, ol' chap.
You'll be right as rain.
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of course! silly me - i forgot all about the servants. must be me age
When I'm your age I will ask Laurel to change my username to distinguishedsmiley.
Check this out, chupa chup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m72GNRrvc88
I will go. And, I will leave the money.
