Two Unimportant Questions About The Site

[Rumple Foreskin]

1. Why has the list on the Forum menu page been re-arranged?

2. Why do I sometimes get a double-handful of e-mail notices for the same thread?

See, I told you they were unimportant.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Chicklet]

answers to both:

it has all been done in a conspiracy to confuse and baffle you for no good reason.

 

[destinie21]

amen to that chicklet

It's a left wing/right ring big brother conspiracy
A la 1984

 

[Guest]

2. Why do I sometimes get a double-handful of e-mail notices for the same thread?

I don't get that? Why are you complaining? Come to think of it I don't even get a single-handful of email notices.

Yes, I do know why.

Lou

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

answers to both:

it has all been done in a conspiracy to confuse and baffle you for no good reason.

Hells bells, Chicklet, that'd be massive overkill. It doesn't take a conspiracy to confuse and baffle me. That's pretty much my normal condition. The infield fly rule in baseball, offensive pass interferance in American football, or any aspect of cricket leaves me wandering in a wilderness of wondering.

Destiny, Tatelou, you two ain't playing nice. It's no fair having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin It's no fair having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Dear Rumple,
I really don't see why it should matter how many upper extremities a person has. I am quite disappointed in you.I think that's very politically incorrect and unfair to the handicapped.
MG
Ps. If you REALLY care, I could explain the infield fly rule to you.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Dear Rumple,
I really don't see why it should matter how many upper extremities a person has. I am quite disappointed in you.I think that's very politically incorrect and unfair to the handicapped.
MG

OH, GEE SHUCKS, I FEEL ABASHED AND PROPERLY CHASTISED-bitch. BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, THE NUMBER OF UPPER EXTREMS MAKES A LOT OF DIFFERENCE IF YOU'RE A PAPER HANGER.

Ps. If you REALLY care, I could explain the infield fly rule to you.

No way. Among other things, I'm a sports writer. We're not allowed to know anything about what we're writing. RF

 

[ffreak]

I always wondered about that title; "Sports Writer". Does that mean you only write for sport or that you only hunt for writers and once found, then release them? Do you get to keep any if they're big enough? How many can you take per season? Do they taste better than chicken? And when is the season?

Salivating to know.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I always wondered about that title; "Sports Writer". Does that mean you only write for sport or that you only hunt for writers and once found, then release them? Do you get to keep any if they're big enough? How many can you take per season? Do they taste better than chicken? And when is the season?

Salivating to know.

Easy, boy.

Hate to be the one to break the bad news, but anyone who writes about sports activities ain't fittin' to eat. They've all consumed way too much coffee and press box meals. It makes 'em nothing but gristle, grease and, well, hot air.

Maybe you'd have better luck with poetry writers..

Regretful Rumple

 

[ffreak]

Is Hunting Poets Sporting?

Well maybe poets are fair game
But I don't know if poet hunts
Are the same, just because of Snipes
Who suffer from Snapes in the grass
Which causes them to be well armed
Whilst crawling away from attacks
I just can't fill my hunting bag
With so few to be worth keeping
rhuemers and rhymers very old
minis and mimers are so small
Epic proportions are too big
Disciples of trifles, bad taste
But still, the first question remains
Is bagging a poet sporting?

 

[Quasimodem]

Most poets are already in the bag.
The Irish ones, certainly.

 

[ffreak]

With some old bag, no doubt.
Won't they be surprised in the morning?
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disclaimer: there are no bags old or young at Literotica, unless you count those things under my eyes by the time I can get to sleep.

quavering...