Two things every married woman needs.

[Scareltt]

I was laying in bed this morning and I started thinking.

Every straight or bisexual married woman should have a penis cage for her husband, and a Bumble account...

What else do we need?

 

[zach20092]

I was laying in bed this morning and I started thinking.

Every straight or bisexual married woman should have a penis cage for her husband, and a Bumble account...

What else do we need?

Lol!!! that sounds like fun things to have.. and i would love to read more of what you intent to do with them

 

[neakman]

I was laying in bed this morning and I started thinking.

Every straight or bisexual married woman should have a penis cage for her husband, and a Bumble account...

What else do we need?

bahahahaa, yeah okay.

 

[Sean]

WTF is a Bumble account?

 

[oggbashan]

1 A husband she can trust completely, and
2 A husband who loves her for who she is, no what she might be.

 

[Scareltt]

The simple life..

I just need my husband and his cock .... simple pleasures!

I like reading that..

 

[jaF0]

What else do we need?

A Fetish and Sexuality subforum on Lit?

Oh ... wait ....

 

[jaF0]

By the way, your AV reminds me of the ex. She was freaking insane too. Now she's dead. There were five people at her funeral, all family. No friends.

 

[Scareltt]

That’s terrible!

By the way, your AV reminds me of the ex. She was freaking insane too. Now she's dead. There were five people at her funeral, all family. No friends.

You know I was taught to never speak ill of the dead...

 

[Saint_Ann]

1.) A sense of humor.
2.) A high threshold for disappointment.

 

[Scareltt]

No kidding..

1.) A sense of humor.
2.) A high threshold for disappointment.

Also a high threshold for pain..

 

[hobbit.]

WTF is a Bumble account?

its an online black market for widgets. Best avoided.

 

[Scareltt]

What’s a widget?

its an online black market for widgets. Best avoided.

I’d probably pass..

 

[screwher]

Every married woman needs a great lover or two on the side. And a husband who gives his full approval!

 

[dolf]

A really good vibrator

Private time

 

[Scareltt]

Mmmmm yes!

A really good vibrator

Private time

I’m a PalmPower girl myself..

 

[dolf]

I’m a PalmPower girl myself..

Is it sturdy? Reliable?

I tried a Hitachi, but burnt it out within weeks.
Snapped the rampant rabbit in two.
So many toys, so much trash.

 

[stickygirl]

Is it sturdy? Reliable?

I tried a Hitachi, but burnt it out within weeks.
Snapped the rampant rabbit in two.
So many toys, so much trash.

DeWalt make a reliable tool
and he usually has his own white van

 

[stickygirl]

I was laying in bed this morning and I started thinking.

Every straight or bisexual married woman should have a penis cage for her husband, and a Bumble account...

What else do we need?

Which side of the cage gets the most use?

 

[dolf]

DeWalt make a reliable tool
and he usually has his own white van

Ha!!!

 

[southerngirl5577]

A really good vibrator

Private time

I second this!!

 

[Scareltt]

I used to have an Hitachi it died..

Is it sturdy? Reliable?

I tried a Hitachi, but burnt it out within weeks.
Snapped the rampant rabbit in two.
So many toys, so much trash.

I sent my husband to a sex toy shop and he asked if there wa anything better than the Hitachi, she women told him, that his wife would love the Rechargeable PalmPower..

I say give it a shot!

 

[Scareltt]

Funny..

Which side of the cage gets the most use?

I’ll have to ask him!

 

[stickygirl]

I sent my husband to a sex toy shop and he asked if there wa anything better than the Hitachi, she women told him, that his wife would love the Rechargeable PalmPower..

I say give it a shot!

Christmas is coming after all dolf
https://www.amazon.co.uk/BMS-Palm-Power-Recharge-Vibrator/dp/B01BIOJJPI

Lets wait for the first guy to say 'but how do you fit it in...?'

 

[Scareltt]

You make me smile..

Christmas is coming after all dolf
https://www.amazon.co.uk/BMS-Palm-Power-Recharge-Vibrator/dp/B01BIOJJPI

Lets wait for the first guy to say 'but how do you fit it in...?'

Haha... I bet it’s more men then you think..