Two strands of lights = one glass of wine

[Rubyfruit]

We have an 11 foot tree. Will I be drunk before all the lights are on?

 

[Jaded1]

Mmmmm................

That 11 foot tree is going to kick your sweet butt. Drunk? you betchaaaa.......

You and your's have a great Christmas.............

Jaded1, CT

 

[Rubyfruit]

Jaded, I think you're right. This tree is going to kick my ass. It sure looked great at the lot, but it's been sitting in my living room for a week now taunting me. "You think you can handle this baby?" "Oh yeah, you thought you were hot stuff at the lot, but now look at you." "Bring it on - I dare you."

Stuff like that.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

You know that tree has got nothing on you girl !

Odds are you will be drunk by the time you finish but you will light up that tree. I belive in ya !!


Gooooooooooooooooo Ruby !!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thanks for the encouragement, Aphrodisiac. BTW, I love your new av! Absolutely adore it.

So, far it's Tree 1, Ruby 0.

I'm losing steam as I type this and can always use the excuse that my son is falling asleep on the couch.

I'm about half way up with lights. Shall I call it a night? I know, that's pretty fucking pathetic, huh? Sigh - why does Christmas seem like a chore this year?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Y'know they sell them pre-lit.

 

[Starfish]

That is an adequate rate in my opinion.

I would love to see you naked, wrapped up in two strands of lights, drinking one glass of wine.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Well, Ruby, if it makes you feel any better: I don't even have a tree, and I'm 3 whiskeys down.

I'm losing to NOTHING. *sigh* But, I'm still doing better than Dillinger. He's about 1 scotch from total sleep mode.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Thanks for the encouragement, Aphrodisiac. BTW, I love your new av! Absolutely adore it.

So, far it's Tree 1, Ruby 0.

You know you can still make a come back and light up that monster of a tree.

And thank you ... I like my new av too.

 

[Jaded1]

I so confused.............

Rudy, are we still talking about the tree All this talk about hot stuff and bring it on baby. Well, ya got my tail a wagg'in and me all excited You made me lose my train of thought! Hell I can't even find the tracks the train runs on. GOD, I love it when you talk dirty

Jaded1, CT

 

[scrymettet]

advice

If you drink enough the tree will have wonderful never seen colours. But it will work only for a night like fairy tales.