Two out of three ain't bad.....

[Carnevil9]

I heard the old Meatloaf/Jim-Steinman song "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" the other day*, and it made me ponder: What would be the Literotica story that goes along with this title? Could it be:

• A guy with a girlfriend who will gladly suck his cock and take him anally, but won't let him into her pussy? (or maybe won't suck or won't butt-fuck?)
  
• Or maybe she'll suck both of his balls, but not his dick?
  
• A guy dating triplets but only two of them have let him into their bed?
  
• A woman whose boyfriend will wine her and dine her but won't sixty-nine her?
  
• A woman whose boyfriend wants her, needs her, but there ain't no way he's ever gonna love her?

Surely there are other possibilities. What ya got?



* In case any of our Millennial or Zoomer friends aren't familiar, check it out

 

[sirhugs]

my version of course is the guy with three daughters (or granddaughters). Number three became a nun.

 

[Thalius]

Maybe three dominant and bitchy women in a man's life. His female boss, the apartment owner, and last but not least the lady from the public order office who always gives him parking tickets.

He manages to fuck two of them, the last one fucks him.

 

[DanDraper]

I like the one about the triplets, it would make sense with that title.
Maybe the guy is trying to score with just one of them but when he can't get with her, then her two sisters offer themselves.

 

[Carnevil9]

my version of course is the guy with three daughters (or granddaughters). Number three became a nun.

What kind of meat does a priest eat during Lent? Nun!!!

 

[screwher]

My wife confesses to finding three men at her work and /or the gym very attractive. We’re a hotwife couple so she has my full approval to have sex with them. The only problem - ones married, the other engaged and the third she thinks might be gay. She ends up spreading her legs for two of them!

 

[sirhugs]

What kind of meat does a priest eat during Lent? Nun!!!

I expected a retort like that. If necessary, MC can suffer impotency to make #3 impossible, at least in that standard intercourse sort of way- so he complete the trio through oral sex, but again, only gets to eat the nun and one other. The third sister just doesn't do THAT.

 

[yowser]

Reminds me of what one of Armistead Maupin's characters said in 'Tales of the City'.

You can have a hot lover, a hot job and a hot apartment, but you can't have all three at the same time.

Mona's Law.

 

[Hypoxia]

Reminds me of what one of Armistead Maupin's characters said in 'Tales of the City'.

You can have a hot lover, a hot job and a hot apartment, but you can't have all three at the same time.

Mona's Law.

Quite. And in present-day San Francisco (The City that Maupin writes of), scoring even *one* of those is a challenge while gaining two makes you a champion.
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I may need a sequel to Triple Secs [Triple your family fun, and more] with two-out-of-three themes.

• Two of Mom's three sons are willing MF'rs but the third loves only himself. What will it take to recruit him? Can he be persuaded to watch?
• Healthy mutant Willy possesses three long willies but only two function. He can double-penetrate a woman but blowing himself at the same time provides no satisfaction.
• Think of something weird with a three-tentacle monster.
• One night, fertile 'White' woman Millie fucks a Black man, an Asian man, and an Irish ginger, but one resultant twin is Black and the other Asian. And she wanted multiracial triplets. Oh well, two out of three...

The next sequel would go three-for-three. Huzzah!

 

[WalterAndOliveAnn]

At 38, Charlotte had been in a series of crappy relationships during her lifetime. Guys who at best weren't worth the effort she put forward dealing with them. Or at worse ... well worse. But Asher was different, even at eighteen-and-a-half he was far more mature and caring than anyone she had ever been with.

Even though, ten months ago when she had started her sexual relationship with Ash, Lotti thought it was a temporary thing ... It became so much more right away. Lotti had told herself when that Genie appeared in her life that she wanted just three very important things in a relationship. Then she asked the Genie.

Someone with a good head on his shoulders, who thought things through before he did them, and wasn't hasty or rash. But rather someone thoughtful ... Someone who wanted the same things out of life, and wanted someone to share those things with. Someone who wanted her, wanted to declare his love for her. Someone who would marry her and have a child with her.

But as the two lovers prepared to welcome their first child into the world, Lotti was resigned to living life with most, but not everything, that she had wished to the Genie for.

Ash loved her, and he truly wanted to be with her. But as he said, he wasn't able to marry her, at least not right now. And she understood why. After all, as his mother, Charlotte's name was printed in back and white on Asher's birth certificate.

But as someone once said, "two out of three ain't bad."

 

[DanDraper]

My wife confesses to finding three men at her work and /or the gym very attractive. We’re a hotwife couple so she has my full approval to have sex with them. The only problem - ones married, the other engaged and the third she thinks might be gay. She ends up spreading her legs for two of them!

This would make a great story for a two out of three situation.

 

[Carnevil9]

Reminds me of what one of Armistead Maupin's characters said in 'Tales of the City'.

You can have a hot lover, a hot job and a hot apartment, but you can't have all three at the same time.

Mona's Law.

I used to work in a company where I was kind of chummy with a higher up vice president. He was often invited to golf outings by clients and colleagues. He always declined. His explanation:

"I've found that in life you can be married; you can sail; and you can golf. But you can't do more than two of them. And I love my wife and my boat."

I'm not sure I would have made the same choices, but I respected his pragmatism.

 

[sirhugs]

I used to work in a company where I was kind of chummy with a higher up vice president. He was often invited to golf outings by clients and colleagues. He always declined. His explanation:

"I've found that in life you can be married; you can sail; and you can golf. But you can't do more than two of them. And I love my wife and my boat."

I'm not sure I would have made the same choices, but I respected his pragmatism.

that could work into a plot... after a decade of gearing this, his wife wonders when suddenly hubby takes up golf, without selling the sailboat.

 

[Bigspurt]

My wife confesses to finding three men at her work and /or the gym very attractive. We’re a hotwife couple so she has my full approval to have sex with them. The only problem - ones married, the other engaged and the third she thinks might be gay. She ends up spreading her legs for two of them!

Details? Can't wait!