Two-man luge--most homoerotic sport?

christo

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Been watching some of the doubles luge tonight and, um, yeah. There you are, in a skin-tight bodysuit, snuggled between the powerful thighs of another catsuited man, you lean against his muscular body as you fly down the hill, the g-forces pressing you closer, closer, closer!

Many Winter Olympic sports are silly (ice dancing, moguls, short-track speed skating). But who the hell thought, "Hey, going on your back at 80MPH isn't enough of a thrill for me. I want a big, sweaty man lying on top of me too!" Gilding the lily, I say.
 
Rofl

I suppose that if he is the break man, laying on his body wrapped in latex would be acceptable to many men.

And if he steers, that is also a major plus as well lol


I love your viewpoint though!


:D
 
Who's on top?

It's no longer called two "man" because now you can have mixed pairs in the sport. None has yet to take advantage of the change but I'm sure the appeal of a female laying beneath you will prove irresistable to many in the near future.
 
I can just imagine the conversation between a mixed pairs luge team:

Man- We should practice.
Woman- We just made 37 runs in a row.
Man- One more.
Woman- You said that an hour ago.
Man- How about we just lie on the sled and practice lying down?
Woman- I thought that's why we slept together on the couch last night.
Man- Oh yeah.
Woman- Oh, and by the way? It's not good aerodynamically for you to put your hands on my breasts. It slows us down.
Man- You think so?
Woman- Just don't do it.
Man- Hey, I bought you a new suit, why don't you try it on and we'll try it out.
Woman- Thanks. Wait. This bag says "Victoria's Secret".
Man- They make lugewear now.
 
christo said:
Woman- Thanks. Wait. This bag says "Victoria's Secret".
Man- They make lugewear now.

LOL!

I think the best comment about Luge was originally made by Jerry Seinfeld:

"You could just grab someone fromt he street, cover their face with a helmet, and shove them off down the track. Who could tell the difference?"
 
most homoerotic?

that would be football.

passing the ball through your legs
all that ass patting?
come on.
 
IA that is kind of funny that you say that.

The quarterback has the hands between the legs and the center has his butt there.

The quarterback is probably the skinniest, and smallest guy on the team and the center is the fattest biggest guy on the team.


Talk about your mixed pairs.

I guess that is why the center is there because nobody wants to challenge the biggest guy on the team for postion of "guy who gets someone touching his ass all the time.

Laz
 
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