Been watching some of the doubles luge tonight and, um, yeah. There you are, in a skin-tight bodysuit, snuggled between the powerful thighs of another catsuited man, you lean against his muscular body as you fly down the hill, the g-forces pressing you closer, closer, closer!
Many Winter Olympic sports are silly (ice dancing, moguls, short-track speed skating). But who the hell thought, "Hey, going on your back at 80MPH isn't enough of a thrill for me. I want a big, sweaty man lying on top of me too!" Gilding the lily, I say.
Many Winter Olympic sports are silly (ice dancing, moguls, short-track speed skating). But who the hell thought, "Hey, going on your back at 80MPH isn't enough of a thrill for me. I want a big, sweaty man lying on top of me too!" Gilding the lily, I say.