Two guys or sitting on a porch.

[RicoLouis]

“Hey that your sister.” Buddy asked.
“Yep.” Bubba replied.
“How old is she now.” Buddy said looking over at him.
“18.” Bubba grinned.
“Really?” Buddy smiled.
“Yep Lit rules and all.” He Nodded.
“Yep that’s one sexy bitch.” Rover added.
“Holy shit your dog talks.” Buddy said looking down.
“Yep Lit rules and all.” Rover replied.
“It’s not that kind of story.” Bubba said shoeing off the dog.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Funny I wrote a few stories kinda like this. Might give it another go round.

 

[FantasyXY]

“Hey that your sister.” Buddy asked.
“Yep.” Bubba replied.
“How old is she now.” Buddy said looking over at him.
“18.” Bubba grinned.
“Really?” Buddy smiled.
“Yep Lit rules and all.” He Nodded.
“Yep that’s one sexy bitch.” Rover added.
“Holy shit your dog talks.” Buddy said looking down.
“Yep Lit rules and all.” Rover replied.
“It’s not that kind of story.” Bubba said shoeing off the dog.

Sorry to be crass, but... Hill-Fucking-Larious!!

Love it!!

 

[Hypoxia]

Was that supposed to be "two guys or" or "two guys are" -- or is it just a dialect thang?

I counted 68 words. Write another ten like this and you'll have a LIT submission. Or just call it poetry. But no, a bunch of "two guys sitting on a fence" routines should be pretty easy to write. Here's one.

Two guys are sitting on a fence.
"Y'know, when I was a shepherd, I usta graze my flock right around here."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, and I got my first fuck right under that tree over there."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, and y'know, her mother was right over there by that rock, watching us."
"Yeah? She say anything?"
"Yeah. She said, 'Baaaa'."