Two asshats tried to carjack me tonight.

[Betticus]

Stupid fuckers!

Two crackheads vs. the Betticus. Enough said. My only surprise is the sheer stupidity of some people. If you are going to try to carjack the betticus at least have a goddamned gun.

I was leaving the club and heading home when these two pieces of shit wrapped in skin tried to jack my ride.

It may be odd but it didn't even upset me. My buddies at the house wanted to go hunt them down but by then it wasn't even an issue. One of them broke his fist agains the side of my truck as I sped away. I figured it wasn't worth the time it would take to stop and get out.

Anyone else been the subject of an attempted inbecilic, inept carjack?

 

[kiten69]

...drama...drama...drama...

 

[Betticus]

...drama...drama...drama...

I know. I may be emo and a bitch when it comes to the poor little thing as someone so eloquently pointed out but when it comes to other men fucking with me there is only one alpha male and it's me. I haven't had anyone stupid enough to fuck with me for a long time and it felt nice.

From a different point one of my pals tonight let me know that I need to tone it way down as I'm starting to scare people. The vanilla ones.

I guess I've hit the glass ceiling when it comes to being myself in public with the vanilla set. One girl I am friends with didn't talk to me for three months because she thought I would hurt her.

I don't hurt anyone dammit. I may need to take a small reality pill though and try to pretend to be normal. I'm not too happy about it.

 

[kiten69]

I don't hurt anyone dammit. I may need to take a small reality pill though and try to pretend to be normal. I'm not too happy about it.

Here have some early morning *belly rubs*

 

[Betticus]

Here have some early morning *belly rubs*

Cuddle me till I'm asleep and I'll be happy as a bunny rabbit in a field of lettuce and carrots.

 

[kiten69]

Cuddle me till I'm asleep and I'll be happy as a bunny rabbit in a field of lettuce and carrots.

*cuddlecuddlecuddlecuddlecuddlecuddlecuddle*

 

[Betticus]

*cuddlecuddlecuddlecuddlecuddlecuddlecuddle*

You cuddled me wrong, I got a chubby.

Now do as I told you and make yourself a nice breakfast so you can go to work all ready for the day. Don't forget your orange juice either! Take your vitamins too.

 

[Marquis]

HA HA HA HA HA

*chanting*

BETTICUS BETTICUS BETTICUS!

 

[Aeroil]

ZOMG DRAMA

Keel zem!

 

[Retrieval]

Stupid fuckers!

Two crackheads vs. the Betticus. Enough said.

Lol. Thats quite a statement to make Betticus..

 

[Retrieval]

but when it comes to other men fucking with me there is only one alpha male and it's me.

And another one...

 

[graceanne]

Geez. How in the world you can say your life is not interesting is beyond me.

 

[Betticus]

And another one...

No. Only me.

 

[kiten69]

No. Only me.

Ummm...Betticus i dont think Retrieval was challenging your alpha male status...look at the posts...

Lol. Thats quite a statement to make Betticus..

posted next was...

And another one...

 

[Marquis]

Don't argue with Betticus!

 

[Betticus]

Ummm...Betticus i dont think Retrieval was challenging your alpha male status...look at the posts...



posted next was...

Smooth, polished, burgundy Italian leather.

 

[kiten69]

Don't argue with Betticus!

i never do...i swear...ask him he'll tell you...i am as innocent as he is

 

[caela]

i never do...i swear...ask him he'll tell you...i am as innocent as he is

Soooooooo, that would be not at all right???

 

[kiten69]

Smooth, polished, burgundy Italian leather.

....

 

[kiten69]

Soooooooo, that would be not at all right???

that's right i'm an angel and he is as innocent as "a baby chipmunk...or was it a lamb...a bunny?" well some young innocent cute fluffy thing anyway

 

[caela]

that's right i'm an angel and he is as innocent as "a baby chipmunk...or was it a lamb...a bunny?" well some young innocent cute fluffy thing anyway

uh huh suuuuuuuuuuuuuure...I might have been away for awhile but it hasn't been that long!!!

 

[Betticus]

Lil baby chipmunk, I swear! Just like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/betticus/chipmunk.jpg

 

[kiten69]

uh huh suuuuuuuuuuuuuure...I might have been away for awhile but it hasn't been that long!!!

yeah not really convincing when Bett tries it either

but it is such an endearing quality

 

[Betticus]

I'm all cute and fuzzy like this lil guy right here and just as innocent!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/betticus/peppy1-kazi1.jpg

 

[caela]

I'm all cute and fuzzy like this lil guy right here and just as innocent!

You don't really expect me to believe that do you?

And if so how much (and in what currency) do I get paid to fake it?