Twenty years ago today

[carsonshepherd]

OhMissScarlett got her first period.

She was supposed to go her aunt's garage sale, but she had to stay home because she was experiencing cramps.

Her aunt went to the store to get her her very first maxi pads. She had to use the pads because the tampons were "really big."

 

[3113]

OhMissScarlett got her first period.

She's got a better memory than I do. I can kinda remember that first period but hell if I can remember the date. Not sure I'd want to remember it

Did you make her a chocolate cake with twenty little red candles in honor of her first moontime?

 

[Tom Collins]

carson, dude...Do I want to know why you know to the day when she got her first period?

Happy Womanhood Aniversary, OhMissScarlett.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh my God. He really did hit "submit".

Always be suspicious of Carson typing while you're trying to think of the stupidest thread you could possibly start.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Oh my God. He really did hit "submit".

Always be suspicious of Carson typing while you're trying to think of the stupidest thread you could possibly start.

LOL!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

LOL!

Yeah, he starts the thread and then runs out the door.

 

[Guest]

I only remember it started during the Sonny & Cher show.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I only remember it started during the Sonny & Cher show.

are you sure it wasn't just a symptom of having watched Sonny and Cher?

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm having sympathy cramps to help celebrate............and I ate and entire quart of ice cream, cried, read a magazine, ate cookies, cried again, cursed god and all male icons, curled into the fetal position and slept with a teddy bear named Fuzzy.

 

[Liar]

I'm having sympathy cramps to help celebrate............and I ate and entire quart of ice cream, cried, read a magazine, ate cookies, cried again, cursed god and all male icons, curled into the fetal position and slept with a teddy bear named Fuzzy.

Yeah. Me too.

 

[Guest]

carson~
*snicker* i lurve you.

 

[impressive]

I only remember it started during the Sonny & Cher show.

I remember it ruined my plans for that evening's football game.

 

[Guest]

Why does "Will and Grace" come to mind while I read this?

 

[AppleBiter]

Oh my God. He really did hit "submit".

Always be suspicious of Carson typing while you're trying to think of the stupidest thread you could possibly start.

*snerk* You guys kill me!

 

[SensualCealy]

Our grade 6 year end trip to niagra falls wearing a white sundress! A two hour ride home and of course, when they tell parents not to send money- some listen!

C

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm having sympathy cramps to help celebrate............and I ate and entire quart of ice cream, cried, read a magazine, ate cookies, cried again, cursed god and all male icons, curled into the fetal position and slept with a teddy bear named Fuzzy.

This is my usual evening ritual, no matter how I feel.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Why does "Will and Grace" come to mind while I read this?

Making men gay is hard work, I don't know how my mother did it for all those years. -Jack

 

[Honey123]

I got mine when I was 10...it was on my mother's birthday...and I remember my sisters and my mom coming into the bathroom and telling me that I was a woman now...I was crying and said "I don't want to be a woman!!!!"

 

[Guest]

I got mine when I was 10...it was on my mother's birthday...and I remember my sisters and my mom coming into the bathroom and telling me that I was a woman now...I was crying and said "I don't want to be a woman!!!!"

And then years later, she learned about multiple orgasms and changed her mind...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I got mine when I was 10...it was on my mother's birthday...and I remember my sisters and my mom coming into the bathroom and telling me that I was a woman now...I was crying and said "I don't want to be a woman!!!!"

Hey, that's exactly what I said. I still mean it too.

 

[Xelebes]

First period?

Damn, I seem to be male-oriented alien.

First orgasm? I think it was like May 1999? May sounds about right. What a mess!

 

[NoJo]

I think MissScarlett ought to post about Carson's first gay encounter.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think MissScarlett ought to post about Carson's first gay encounter.

Well, Carson was showering with the entire football team...and one thing led to another.

 

[china-doll]

You mean that Scarlett is already 22 years old?

 

[yui]

I got mine when I was 10...it was on my mother's birthday...and I remember my sisters and my mom coming into the bathroom and telling me that I was a woman now...I was crying and said "I don't want to be a woman!!!!"

Epcot. In freaking damn aqua shorts. I was freaking damn sixteen and had given up on the concept of menses. If a hole had opened up in the world, I would have gladly swan dived.