Twat's that you say?

You bastard! You made me come out of lurk mode and post!!! :p

I was "trying" to write.

Awww, fuck, Rhino, you make me laugh! This thread in particular was too funny. I have a feeling the lady it was intended for will greatly appreciate it, too. :D

Lou :kiss:
 
Stoppit!!! :p

I'm trying to munch on a long cheesy baguette right now, and I'm trying to to spit it all everywhere.

:D
 
Tatelou said:
Stoppit!!! :p

I'm trying to munch on a long cheesy baguette right now, and I'm trying to to spit it all everywhere.

:D

Long, cheesy WHAT? And I thought you were supposed to swallow that stuff!
 
impressive said:
Long, cheesy WHAT? And I thought you were supposed to swallow that stuff!

It's bread, love. ;)

Precisely, I'm a swallower, such a waste of oozing cheese otherwise! Hence me trying so hard not to spit with the laughter. :p
 
The Blessed Virgin Mary

****! Should have been a thread.

Og
 
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Re: The Blessed Virgin Mary

oggbashan said:
Is this your idea of the Virgin Mary?

Okay, that shift in topic made my brain hurt. Warn us next time!
 
Re: Re: The Blessed Virgin Mary

impressive said:
Okay, that shift in topic made my brain hurt. Warn us next time!

Sorry. I hit reply when I meant to hit 'New Thread'.

Og
 
Re: Re: Re: The Blessed Virgin Mary

oggbashan said:
Sorry. I hit reply when I meant to hit 'New Thread'.

Og

I believe I will recover. I'll run over to the "What's your mood today?" thread & make a rush appointment with Lucky's Lube & Tune. Fix me right up.
 
New Thread posted.

I wish posts could be deleted.

The title is still out of place.

Og
 
Who let the cowgrill into this thread!?! She's not even twat material, more of a twit, if that.

Thanks, Rhino, you've made my day. And since you haven't asked, my favourite twat is Gauche. :eek:

Perdita
 
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