TV Characters who deserve death...

[WaxNWane]

http://www.whowouldyoukill.com

Sadly, there's no "all" option on any of them.

Beavis & Butthead are in a virtual deadlock, Scott Baio (ahem) is running a close second to Buddy, Jan Brady (and the dark-wigged 'new' Jan) is the easy leader, and I can't believe they want to kill Spike on Degrassi. She was harsh (like Judd Nelson in Shermer, Illinois...if there was a Shermer in Illinois. Fucking movies are bullshit!)

 

[teddybear4play]

This pansy needs to die:

TB4p

 

[Mischka]

But he has a flokati! Soft...fuzzy...prrr....

 

[Shaq]

Every power ranger.

 

[Nora]

W&W. this is cruel! So many deserving, so little time...

my short list:

The whole casts of Seinfeld, Full House, Family Matters, Dif'frent Strokes, 7th Heaven, Dawson's Creek, Ally McBeal, Beverly Hills 90210, Land of the Lost, Dukes of Hazard, Tom & Jerry, David & Golieth.

Eddie Haskell & Beaver
That obnoxious chick who plays Dharma
Mrs Olsen
Gopher and Washington
Susan Dey (on both shows. I can't stand her)

Wow, that was cathartic! Thanks!

 

[SpectralDragoon]

damn, I always liked the Bo n Luke... hmph

did you say... wooooood?

have mercy!

 

[Kara_Sidhe]

"Everybody Loves Raymond"

I don't love you, I don't even like you. Goddamn shit show is taking over the Simpsons rerun spots in my hometown.

So fuck you Raymond. Fuck you and your shitty, painfully unfunny show.

 

[Killswitch]

DREW CAREY!
Katie Couric
The entire cast of Freinds
All the Teletubbies
The entire cast of Freinds
Xander and Willow
The entire cast of Freinds


That should about do it.....

 

[WaxNWane]

The whole casts... Ally McBeal...Tom & Jerry

You can't kill Lucy Lui. I dig Lucy Lui.

And Tom & Jerry (at least in some of their phases) are very groovy, baby.

 

[Nora]

damn, I always liked the Bo n Luke... hmph

Bo n' Luke are gonna get raped in prison by a gang of very, very large African-American men. When they start to enjoy it, they're going to be stuffed...i mean that in the taxidermy way...while still alive.

You can't kill Lucy Lui. I dig Lucy Lui.

And Tom & Jerry (at least in some of their phases) are very groovy, baby.

I can kill her. In fact, I think I'd kill her slowly and take great enjoyment from it. Whatever form that death would take would definitely involve public humiliation. The last thing she should see before going to that big Ladies Room in the sky is people pointing and laughing.

I like the artwork in some of the Tom & Jerry phases, but they weren't funny. They weren't interesting in any other way.

The mouse I'd feed to my cat.

The cat I'd euthenize (i can't be cruel to cats, even lame ones like Tom). Or feed to Spike. I liked Spike. I like his knuckle-walking music, too.

 

[70/30]

Bill O'Reilly.

edited to add Ann Coulter.

 

[Killswitch]

Yeah Lucy lu or whatever has to go......do it Nora....heres a butter knife.....but leave Portia Derossi alone....shes a cutie pie.....heh

 

[Killswitch]

Hey Rush Limbo was on tv....kill him too....but let me take the liberty to include the all time asshole of the decade.....Dr Laura........shes on the list

 

[Nora]

I was thinking chainsaw, but I lack subtlety.

Ok, I'm gonna go have happy dreams of hanging Lucy Liu's head on a pike by her hair. *smiles*

Hope y'all have sweet dreams, too!

 

[teddybear4play]

DREW CAREY!

HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE NAME OF DREW CAREY!

And 70/30 doesn't like O'Reilly. Why am I not surprised?

TB4p

 

[HeavyStick]

Oprah

 

[Soblue]

Jeff Probst. He takes bad acting to a whole nother level.

 

[Killswitch]

Jeff Probst. He takes bad acting to a whole nother level.

And just think....he's not even acting.....lol

 

[nasty1]

Well, not really characters, but, do the people on the Old Navy commercials count?

 

[Soblue]

Aww, I like the Old Navy commercials! They are trying to be smarmy and over the top.

Probst just makes me uncomfortable. As if he really believes all that voodoo hocus pocus ritual stuff. Not that I watch Survivor anyway, but the couple times I have, he just makes me squirm.

 

[Killswitch]

Now wait just a damned minute.....Anyone picks on Morgan Fairchild is going to have to answer to meeeeeeeeee

 

[Guest]

the entire cast of Saved By the Bell (what a stupid pointless show),Friends, ER, SNL, Charmed, Family Matters, Full House, and that lame "comedy" My Wife & Kids.
TO THE GUILLOTINE !!!

 

[teddybear4play]

Well, not really characters, but, do the people on the Old Navy commercials count?

Sorry to Morgan Fairchild, but they go into the wood chipper right after this weirdo:

TB4p

 

[Guest]

lets list the musicians who need to be shoved into a woodchipper:
Courtney Love
Madonna
Michael Bolton
all boy bands
Christina Aguilera
Phish
Kiss
Axl Rose

 

[skypepper]

That Dr. Phil guy needs to die twice.