TV and Sex

Tryharder62

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Couples who don’t have a TV in their bedroom have 50 percent more sex. According to researchers, getting it on decreases significantly with the addition of a television.

I concur. Amen.
 
Having a tv in the room should help with having sex. The noise of a tv show can cover up many noises.
 
I don't know WWF Monday night raw can be pretty noisy.:( It's the anti-sex show.
 
Having a tv in the room should help with having sex. The noise of a tv show can cover up many noises.

Sucks when you're watching an otherwise hot amateur porn clip and the 11 o'clock news from some bumfuck town is blaring in the background though.

lol

Happens a lot.
 
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. According to researchers, energy and overall health increases when people take the time to have breakfast in the morning.

I concur. Amen.

ZZZzzzzzzzzz...
 
i think those researchers have their cause and effect all bassackward and shit.
 
ZZZzzzzzzzzz...

See, I bet you didn't listen to me and now you can't stay awake. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. In other news...Strippers earn more money when they’re ovulating. Scientists suspect it’s because of the pheromones their body releases. Do a striptease for your guy when you’re ovulating two weeks before your period—and it will likely create some serious heat.
 
See, I bet you didn't listen to me and now you can't stay awake. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. In other news...Strippers earn more money when they’re ovulating. Scientists suspect it’s because of the pheromones their body releases. Do a striptease for your guy when you’re ovulating two weeks before your period—and it will likely create some serious heat.

enough heat to cook eggs and bacon? Maybe ovulating strippers are a new renewable energy source.

:cool:
 
Maybe the results of the survey really indicate that people who admit to watching a television in the bedroom are less likely to admit that they routinely tie each other to the bedposts for the exploration of unadulterated pagan sex.. sometimes they don't ask the question the right way..
 
Maybe the results of the survey really indicate that people who admit to watching a television in the bedroom are less likely to admit that they routinely tie each other to the bedposts for the exploration of unadulterated pagan sex.. sometimes they don't ask the question the right way..

How often would you consider routine?:D
 
Why is it always assumed that sex is the best thing a person can be doing?

When it comes to the bedroom, it's a toss up between a really good nap and sex.

But no, there is no place in my bedroom for a TV.

Ever.

It's a hard limit.


And @ run_silent...stretch it to three times during the week and five times on weekends and you've got a deal.
 
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