Turning 40 in 7 days

BlackSnake

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My goodness, I was just 17 yesterday. Where has the time gone? What have I done with my life? What will the next 20 years bring?
 
Oh Wow!!!

Happy birthday for the big day hon.

And you don't look a day over 39+51weeks!!

:D
 
doormouse said:
Oh Wow!!!

Happy birthday for the big day hon.

And you don't look a day over 39+51weeks!!

:D

Thanks :) It's the reality that I'm not a teenager anymore that really sucks.
 
I hated being a teenager.

The best year of my life was 25. Wish I could have it again. *sigh*

Right now isn't too bad either. I'm loved, I love, I have two gorgeous girls and I wouldn't trade places with anyone in the world.

Age is just a number.
 
BlackSnake said:
What will the next 20 years bring?




A lot more erotic stories written and real life erotic adventures entertained?


Pre-----Happy Birthday!



Omni :rose:


(On that other issue....thank god for Viagra! It really works ;) )
 
BlackSnake said:
I just hope I can still get a hard-on, I have been hearing horror stories.

My DH is now 42 -- and I assure you, he is better than ever. It might, however, be the 18+ years I've invested in his training. :p (Thank you, Pavlov!)

Hell, 40 wasn't rough. Twenty-seven was rough. (Too many syllables.)
 
Happy early Birthbay Black Snake.
As for the hard on issue, I don't think you have much to worry about in the way of getting it up. Now, what I'd worry about if I was you would be working out, not letting your body go to pot as you turn 40. You're going to need all your strength and muscle just to carry that weapon around for the next 40 years.

Wicked:kiss:
 
Wicked-N-Erotic said:
You're going to need all your strength and muscle just to carry that weapon around for the next 40 years.

Hell, I'm surprised he doesn't need a blood transfusion to get it up while still maintaining function in other vital organs.

LOL - I can just see BlackSnake at 90 - his walker with a special cock-carrying attachment. (Any inventors here? Patent opportunity!) :p
 
impressive said:
Hell, I'm surprised he doesn't need a blood transfusion to get it up while still maintaining function in other vital organs.

LOL - I can just see BlackSnake at 90 - his walker with a special cock-carrying attachment. (Any inventors here? Patent opportunity!) :p

LOL!!!!

With his magnitude, it'd probably do better in a sling strung around his neck.

:D
 
BlackSnake said:
My goodness, I was just 17 yesterday. Where has the time gone? What have I done with my life? What will the next 20 years bring?

The eternal questions. However, as we get older we must shift focus slightly and ponder on the longer term questions.

"Is there sex after death?"
 
Things that really bug me about getting older.

1. Damn gray hair just won't go away.
2. Hair growing in my ears
3. 30 y/o's calling me sir
4. 5 o'clock shadow showing up at noon
 
BlackSnake said:
Things that really bug me about getting older.

1. Damn gray hair just won't go away.
2. Hair growing in my ears
3. 30 y/o's calling me sir
4. 5 o'clock shadow showing up at noon

Nothin' makes me feel older than being called "ma'am"
 
impressive said:
Nothin' makes me feel older than being called "ma'am"

"Woman" does it for me.

LDW is trained to call me Horny Vixen instead LOL

If he calls me woman he's a gonner :p
 
BlackSnake said:
My goodness, I was just 17 yesterday. Where has the time gone? What have I done with my life? What will the next 20 years bring?

Viagra probably mate:D

Happy birthday BS, prime of your life mate... mine was 17 yrs ago almost and I still don't need the big 'V' (unless I want to in again for about the third time that is)
 
BlackSnake said:
My goodness, I was just 17 yesterday. Where has the time gone? What have I done with my life? What will the next 20 years bring?

Just starting my third score. From experience I can say, pain. Achey muscles, stiff joints, less hair (and less of that the original color) More hair in your nose and ears and don' forget gout.
 
Coming up on 39 in a couple of months. Had a big laugh when I saw my fathers newest T-Shirt. The front had "You're only as old as you feel." The back had "I get up at 80 and go to bed at 18."

My great grandfather cashed it in at 94, he was coming home from his girlfriends place when he stepped out in front of a New York City Kamikazi Cab. (I reckon he was distracted.)

My question for my 40th is, will I ever grow up, and why would I want to? My wife threatened my doctor with bodily harm if he offered me Viagra. As she put it that would be just adding to a natural force. (Viagra? No thanks, I don't have a problem getting it up, I have a problem with it going down long enough to take a leak. I'm just naturaly horny 24/7, to my wifes delight.)

Congrats on your milestone, and keep thiking those unclean thoughts.

Cat
 
ferociouskittycat said:
Nose and ear hair??

**shudder**

Doesn't change one's heart :heart:

Some of the sexiest folks I've known have been over 50. It comes from within (just like the nose hair).
 
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