Tumbleweed Thread

[NoJo]

Thread-killing posts (like this one) belong here...

 

[Guest]

Or here.

 

[NoJo]

Oops. Well, I have been off the boards for a year, lou. I'm a little out of touch. Okay? OKAY?

 

[Guest]

Oops. Well, I have been off the boards for a year, lou. I'm a little out of touch. Okay? OKAY?

Ok, I'll forgive you, but only cos of the marines and the farina.



Yeah, and how dare you be away so long? Next time, ask me for permission.

 

[NoJo]

If you're trying to come the domme with me, missy, better get off your knees first...

 

[Guest]

Hmmm, yeah, not very convincing, am I?

Oh, but it has been known!

 

[NoJo]

No, not very convincing. But very cute. Have a twiglet.

 

[Guest]

Why, thank you. As a matter of fact, I was just reaching for one myself (seriously! I have a whole tub here. ).

 

[NoJo]

You always struck me as a bit of a marmite-eater.

Psychoanalyse this: As as kid, I used to eat honey and marmite sandwiches. That sureley was a sign of some latent depravity.

 

[Guest]

So, Joe, do tell me... How much does your space cost per month? And, are you open to offers?

 

[Guest]

You always struck me as a bit of a marmite-eater.

Psychoanalyse this: As as kid, I used to eat honey and marmite sandwiches. That sureley was a sign of some latent depravity.

Yeah, I'm a "My Mate, Marmite" kind of person.

It's a sign of weirdness, hon, nothing to worry about there. Shows you have switching and opposing tastes, too.

 

[NoJo]

I like to think that I'm open to all comers. But things have got a little slack recently.

 

[Guest]

That's what pelvic floor exercises are for, hon. It's an easy technique to learn, just clench and squeeze.

 

[NoJo]

Yeah, I'm a "My Mate, Marmite" kind of person.

It's a sign of weirdness, hon, nothing to worry about there. Shows you have switching and opposing tastes, too.

That's putting it very positively. Much better than "sick fuck".

 

[Guest]

That's putting it very positively. Much better than "sick fuck".

Seeing as I regularly get called a "sick bitch" in public comments, I empathised, and decided not to go there.

 

[NoJo]

Then thank god I got a chance to edit this post...

 

[Guest]

Then thank god I got a chance to edit this post...

Oh, but it turns me on (not that I'd ever admit that in public).

 

[BlackShanglan]

Seeing as I regularly get called a "sick bitch" in public comments, I empathised, and decided not to go there.

Damn. I have clearly been reading the wrong stories.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Damn. I have clearly been reading the wrong stories.

Shanglan

It was the Christmas one that did it. Seemed to upset some people's sensabilities regarding Santa.

 

[NoJo]

Oh, but it turns me on (not that I'd ever admit that in public).

Lou, I think it'd be simpler if you just listed the stuff that didn't turn you on.

Okay, how 'bout:

VAT inspections. (Actually, could make a good d/s story)...

 

[Guest]

Lou, I think it'd be simpler if you just listed the stuff that didn't turn you on.

Okay, how 'bout:

VAT inspections. (Actually, could make a good d/s story)...

You have a good point (I imagine).

Hmm, yes, lots of D/s potential there...

"Submit now, dammit!"

"Oh, but I don't have all the current invoices."

"No excuses! Get on your knees and find them, now!"

 

[NoJo]

Yes, I also have the curse of the perverse... During sex I have to think about doing it missionary in order to stop myself coming too quickly.

 

[Guest]

Yes, I also have the curse of the perverse... During sex I have to think about doing it missionary in order to stop myself coming too quickly.

Such a cross to bear, isn't it?

If ever I find myself in a "vanilla encounter" I have to imagine myself being suspended from the ceiling and beaten with a leather belt, in order to come. Which can get a bit embarrassing, especially if I cry out, "Oh, go on, hit me harder!"

 

[NoJo]

Actually missionary is okay for me, because I'm quite tall, and can sort of lean across her and carry on with my O'Reilly Java book, which is on the floor by the bed.

 

[Guest]

Whoa! That would be more than I could handle. Poor bugger would go deaf, from my screaming cries of passion.

With that thought in mind, I'm gonna hit the sack.