Vivid Blossom
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Okay -- Challenge of the Day -- and let's have fun with this. Write a paragraph or two synopsis of a soap opera episode starring lit characters.
Tuesday Fun Thread --- As Lit Turns
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Vivid Blossom
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Simply Me said:That's a great idea Diana.. Go ahead..
I'm thinking Simply. You too. LOL
TN_Vixen
Rear Window
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FlamingoBlue, known as the "Simple Country Lawyer" in the land of Lit heard two sharp raps on his office door signaling the arrival of his 6pm appointment. He had deliberately scheduled the meeting with this woman after hours so that his secretary would be gone and he would have complete privacy.
"Come in," FlamingoBlue replied, leaning back in his tall leather chair folding his arms across his belly and giving a self-satisfied smirk.
A young woman's head appeared from the crack in the door as she cautiously peered into the room. From the look on her face it appeared she had been crying. She closed the door with a soft click and approached the desk.
"Thank you for seeing me on such short notice," she said, her voice barely above a whisper.
"Well I'm just glad I could help," FlamingoBlue replied, indicated with a sweep of his hand that she should take a seat in front of the desk. "Could you explain to me in detail what the problem seems to be again?"
"Yes, I want an annulment," the woman answered. "It's my husband, Todd, he demands to stay a virgin even though we were married two weeks ago"
"Come in," FlamingoBlue replied, leaning back in his tall leather chair folding his arms across his belly and giving a self-satisfied smirk.
A young woman's head appeared from the crack in the door as she cautiously peered into the room. From the look on her face it appeared she had been crying. She closed the door with a soft click and approached the desk.
"Thank you for seeing me on such short notice," she said, her voice barely above a whisper.
"Well I'm just glad I could help," FlamingoBlue replied, indicated with a sweep of his hand that she should take a seat in front of the desk. "Could you explain to me in detail what the problem seems to be again?"
"Yes, I want an annulment," the woman answered. "It's my husband, Todd, he demands to stay a virgin even though we were married two weeks ago"
Vivid Blossom
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LOL Simply --- Okay here goes::::
Today on "As Lit Turns"
Diana moped around the board missing Darien while Simply and Dragon moved ever closer to the inevitable meeting. In the meantime Harpoon was caught showering with not one but TWO women over on the Darien thread.
Simply, thinking her wardrobe needed some spiffying up before her meeting with attempted to get Shy's shorts off of her with the unsuccessful help of Harpoon. She was successful, however, in getting the loan of Pammie's boots.
Pammie celebrated the departure of her inlaws with some much needed fun as she lounged around nude at home.
Tune in again later for another episode of "As Lit Turns"
Today on "As Lit Turns"
Diana moped around the board missing Darien while Simply and Dragon moved ever closer to the inevitable meeting. In the meantime Harpoon was caught showering with not one but TWO women over on the Darien thread.
Simply, thinking her wardrobe needed some spiffying up before her meeting with attempted to get Shy's shorts off of her with the unsuccessful help of Harpoon. She was successful, however, in getting the loan of Pammie's boots.
Pammie celebrated the departure of her inlaws with some much needed fun as she lounged around nude at home.
Tune in again later for another episode of "As Lit Turns"
Ambrosious
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Chapter 12
"You Bastard!!" cried R Nitelight. It had been a long week for Nitelight, working the late shift at the local bookstore. "How dare you wish someone 'Sweet Dreams' on my thread? Start your own."
"But I already have a neverending thread, I'm just trying to understand them." Flaming Blue said.
Laurel came into the thread, wearing her stern librarian look. She shook her finger at the two bickering males and they immediatly settled into a staring contest. My money is on Blue.
Tabby zipped through threads, posting willy nilly about anything and everything, trying to make the world a happier place, until sexy-girl showed up on the scene. The two females instantly locked horns over any trivial issue, including grammar. The battle still rages.
Siren, Angel, Myst and Mistress spent the afternoon studying the make up of twinkies. No one knows exactly what is in the middle of them things, but these ladies are working hard to solve it.
Sparky had gas.
Ambro had more gas.
Renegade cut people down with his rapier wit and charming smile. Or is that rapier smile and charming wit? No matter, consider thoses people cut.
Writer Dom mysteriously vanished for 20 minutes, causing panic to settle in. Panic quickly settle out.
Todd is still a virgin, however he has been seen running naked around his bungalow of late. If he keeps it up, he just may lose that virginity status he treasures.
Tune in tomorrow for more of the same.
"You Bastard!!" cried R Nitelight. It had been a long week for Nitelight, working the late shift at the local bookstore. "How dare you wish someone 'Sweet Dreams' on my thread? Start your own."
"But I already have a neverending thread, I'm just trying to understand them." Flaming Blue said.
Laurel came into the thread, wearing her stern librarian look. She shook her finger at the two bickering males and they immediatly settled into a staring contest. My money is on Blue.
Tabby zipped through threads, posting willy nilly about anything and everything, trying to make the world a happier place, until sexy-girl showed up on the scene. The two females instantly locked horns over any trivial issue, including grammar. The battle still rages.
Siren, Angel, Myst and Mistress spent the afternoon studying the make up of twinkies. No one knows exactly what is in the middle of them things, but these ladies are working hard to solve it.
Sparky had gas.
Ambro had more gas.
Renegade cut people down with his rapier wit and charming smile. Or is that rapier smile and charming wit? No matter, consider thoses people cut.
Writer Dom mysteriously vanished for 20 minutes, causing panic to settle in. Panic quickly settle out.
Todd is still a virgin, however he has been seen running naked around his bungalow of late. If he keeps it up, he just may lose that virginity status he treasures.
Tune in tomorrow for more of the same.
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Renegade
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Kinda late, I know, but.....
"Pull my finger!" yelled Ravenloft as he followed Valdimer around all of the threads. Val rubbed his head as he tried to block out his friends constant chattering. "C'mon, then I'll stop bothering you!" Raven continued as they went from the RP boards to the Gen board and back.
As that went on, the boards version of Abbot and Costello, also known as Ambrosious and Nitelight, were trying to discuss more serious matters. Ambros asked his sparing partner, "So why haven't you been posting as much lately?"
"What?" was the NJ locals only responce.
"No, I'm serious about this." replied Ambros.
"What?" was all he got in responce again.
"Can't you be serious for one minute?"
"What?"
"Stop it!"
"What?"
"This is really not the time for this."
"What?"
"I mean it!"
"What?"
"I'm going to tell Laurel on you!"
"What?"
"Madam! He's doing it again!" yelled Ambros as he ran off to email the head web mistress.
He ran passed two figures as Val finaly gave in to peer pressure, "Okay! I'll pull your finger." With a mighty yank, a loud fart from Ravens arse could be heard echoing through all the Lit board.
From Todd trying to find a Lit girl close enough to help pop his cherry,
To Dillinger and Weird Harold planning out a board orgy in Vegas,
Back to Blues Neverending thread where Renny Poo and Tabby continued to fling flirts and sarcastic remarks at one another,
And all the over to the flamming threads where half the board was yelling at the other half about which way the wind was blowing,
They all heard the rumbling sound of the mighty blast which came from Ravens ass.
All, that is, except for one lone figure who had a confused look upon his face as he asked out to nobody in particular, "What?"
And everyone learned a valuable lesson..... if you're going to pass wind, blame it on the Trolls.
"Pull my finger!" yelled Ravenloft as he followed Valdimer around all of the threads. Val rubbed his head as he tried to block out his friends constant chattering. "C'mon, then I'll stop bothering you!" Raven continued as they went from the RP boards to the Gen board and back.
As that went on, the boards version of Abbot and Costello, also known as Ambrosious and Nitelight, were trying to discuss more serious matters. Ambros asked his sparing partner, "So why haven't you been posting as much lately?"
"What?" was the NJ locals only responce.
"No, I'm serious about this." replied Ambros.
"What?" was all he got in responce again.
"Can't you be serious for one minute?"
"What?"
"Stop it!"
"What?"
"This is really not the time for this."
"What?"
"I mean it!"
"What?"
"I'm going to tell Laurel on you!"
"What?"
"Madam! He's doing it again!" yelled Ambros as he ran off to email the head web mistress.
He ran passed two figures as Val finaly gave in to peer pressure, "Okay! I'll pull your finger." With a mighty yank, a loud fart from Ravens arse could be heard echoing through all the Lit board.
From Todd trying to find a Lit girl close enough to help pop his cherry,
To Dillinger and Weird Harold planning out a board orgy in Vegas,
Back to Blues Neverending thread where Renny Poo and Tabby continued to fling flirts and sarcastic remarks at one another,
And all the over to the flamming threads where half the board was yelling at the other half about which way the wind was blowing,
They all heard the rumbling sound of the mighty blast which came from Ravens ass.
All, that is, except for one lone figure who had a confused look upon his face as he asked out to nobody in particular, "What?"
And everyone learned a valuable lesson..... if you're going to pass wind, blame it on the Trolls.
Ravenloft
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ONE WEEK LATER
In the ER of the newly reinstated M.A.S.H. 4077, deep inside the caverns of Mamoth cave, Ravenloft lay in critical condition, the diagnosis? Terminaly distended anus... Alan Alda comes out of the cave and into the waiting room where Valdimer waited for word on his intrepid friends condition. Alda could only frown, as he knelt in front of Valdimer. "How is he doctor?" Val asked, knowing he dredded the answer. "Not good I am afraid... And its more complicated than you know..." "What? What is it Doctor?!" "Please, Val... Just Call me Hawkeye... Its... Its Ravenloft, He reveiled to me, just before he passed out, that... Oh... Its just too horrible..." Val reached out and caught Hawkeye by the lapels. "What is it Do... HAWKEYE!? Tell me man! For the love of GOD and your own sanity! Tell me!!!" "A...All right..."Hawkeye said softly as he wiped at his sweat coated brow. "Well... Its Ravenloft... He's a Kevin Smith clone, who just so happens to be your evil twin, bent on world domination, through the impregnation of the worlds women with demented, miniature giant space hamster seed... And... No... Its just too horrible..." Hawkeye turned away, his hand against his mouth, biting at his knuckle. Val sits with a horrified look on his face. "Wh-what could be worse than that???" He finally asked, again, dredding the answer. Hawkeye turned around slowly, his arms dropping to his sides. "You have a right to know... You'll have found out soon enough..." Hawkeye placed his hand on Val's shoulder. "Val... You're carrying Ravenlofts child..."
*Dun dun DUN!*
Hawkeye looked up at the demented organ player who just so happens to be *Dun dun DUN!* Mistress and cocks an eyebrow. Patting Val's shoulder, Hawkeye rushes after Mistress, who is making a break for it, she's watched enough M.A.S.H. to know what Hawkeye's after.
In the ER of the newly reinstated M.A.S.H. 4077, deep inside the caverns of Mamoth cave, Ravenloft lay in critical condition, the diagnosis? Terminaly distended anus... Alan Alda comes out of the cave and into the waiting room where Valdimer waited for word on his intrepid friends condition. Alda could only frown, as he knelt in front of Valdimer. "How is he doctor?" Val asked, knowing he dredded the answer. "Not good I am afraid... And its more complicated than you know..." "What? What is it Doctor?!" "Please, Val... Just Call me Hawkeye... Its... Its Ravenloft, He reveiled to me, just before he passed out, that... Oh... Its just too horrible..." Val reached out and caught Hawkeye by the lapels. "What is it Do... HAWKEYE!? Tell me man! For the love of GOD and your own sanity! Tell me!!!" "A...All right..."Hawkeye said softly as he wiped at his sweat coated brow. "Well... Its Ravenloft... He's a Kevin Smith clone, who just so happens to be your evil twin, bent on world domination, through the impregnation of the worlds women with demented, miniature giant space hamster seed... And... No... Its just too horrible..." Hawkeye turned away, his hand against his mouth, biting at his knuckle. Val sits with a horrified look on his face. "Wh-what could be worse than that???" He finally asked, again, dredding the answer. Hawkeye turned around slowly, his arms dropping to his sides. "You have a right to know... You'll have found out soon enough..." Hawkeye placed his hand on Val's shoulder. "Val... You're carrying Ravenlofts child..."
*Dun dun DUN!*
Hawkeye looked up at the demented organ player who just so happens to be *Dun dun DUN!* Mistress and cocks an eyebrow. Patting Val's shoulder, Hawkeye rushes after Mistress, who is making a break for it, she's watched enough M.A.S.H. to know what Hawkeye's after.
bluntforcemama
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Angel lowered the gun pointed at Sparky's head. Myst had put her up to this! She was the evil mind behind it all, in her desperate attempt to take over the world, she had used Angel as a tool. Juspar burst into the room, dragging Chef behind him.
"I found him peeking in the window outside." Juspar puffed.
"Good, put him upstairs with the rest." Replied Myst, she had to figure out what to do about the hypnosis that was wearing off of Angel. Time to seduce Sparky.
"I found him peeking in the window outside." Juspar puffed.
"Good, put him upstairs with the rest." Replied Myst, she had to figure out what to do about the hypnosis that was wearing off of Angel. Time to seduce Sparky.
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