Trying to get fired

[MNGuy]

So at work today we were discussing winning the lottery and quitting work. I stated that if I ever won the lottery, I wouldn't quit, I would get fired. I would come to work, but with a whole new attitude.

So we were discussing ways to get fired, I thought of but didn't mention sexual harassment. Later as the mundane workday continued I thought it this part comedy, part erotic story idea.

So here is the story idea.

So a mid-level manager gets a financial windfall, lottery win, inheritance, or something, that would allow him to quit his job and retire. So instead of quitting, he decides to go out in epic fashion, and decides to proposition his secretary, demanding a blowjob.

Instead of being disgusted and offended, the secretary complies, and give him a most satisfying blowjob. So out manager decided to up the ante, and calls in two secretaries for a threesome, and once again they enthusiastically agree.

So this starts our manager on quest to get fired, but every time his demands are met. Until finally he gets a one on one meeting with the CEO, a young woman who started the company online. His final act to get fired he walks over to her as she is reading a report and rams his cock in her mouth. But again she has wild board room sex with him.

Frustrated he finally blurts out that he is quitting, only to have her offer him a huge raise, just to remain with the company as a 'morale' officer.

 

[John Blackhawk]

That's a damn fine idea, but honestly i don't know if it would be interesting enough to do it that way... I mean to me it's always been the build up. I mean i think the typical response to a story like that as you describe it is something along the lines of "typical male *$#%"

 

[Strangebuddy]

Kind of reminds me of the milagro man arc in JoJoLion. Milagro man is a cursed stand that makes you get more and more money until the sheer amount crushes you. If you try to spend the money more will just come back to you (go into a store and buy a clock and the seller will note a defect and give you money for the trouble. You can put it in a bank...maybe but it will just keep accumulating until the bank rolls the physical amount out. The only way to get rid of it is to give every single cent away, including whatever money you had before it latched on to you and you have to do it all at once, or you have to have someone steal some of your money...and criminals instinctively know about Milagro man so they will refuse to steal from you.

Maybe the guy is cursed or part of the inheritance is that he can't get it while he is employed. He keeps trying to quit but people just feel compelled to have him keep his job. When he tries violence (shooting a gun in the air) he does get tackled by security and gets cuffed but just winds up chained to a chair at his desk where his coworkers happily service him and use him while congratulating him on the great job. He manages to call the police and they just find it funny and service him as well. Soon he's the office fucktoy and he still can't lose his job no matter what he does

He ultimately has to either surrender the inheritance or find a loophole if he ever wants to be free.

 

[Hypoxia]

MNGuy's idea is good except for suspension of disbelief. To make it work, news of his windfall zooms through the company grapevine. Everyone he importunes for sex hopes that by giving him the best orgasm, he'll take them along when he goes, and share his windfall. It's pure greed, baby.

Strangebuddy's idea has trouble. Is the guy to be chained to his chair 24/7? How and where does he eat, sleep, piss/shit, shower, launder, etc? Does he disappear to the outside world? Do his pets starve?

 

[Strangebuddy]

His coworkers take care of his needs and probably take his keys to care for any pets.

Though honestly, I prefer the take that it's really everyone trying to make a good impression in hopes of getting some cash.

 

[John Blackhawk]

MNGuy's idea is good except for suspension of disbelief. To make it work, news of his windfall zooms through the company grapevine. Everyone he importunes for sex hopes that by giving him the best orgasm, he'll take them along when he goes, and share his windfall. It's pure greed, baby.

Strangebuddy's idea has trouble. Is the guy to be chained to his chair 24/7? How and where does he eat, sleep, piss/shit, shower, launder, etc? Does he disappear to the outside world? Do his pets starve?

Yea i'm not so sure its a great idea if anyone should know about his windfall right off. IT has more impact if he exposes it at the last minute as a "ha ha i'm rich f*ck you." at the end
I have to agree with what you say on strangebuddy's idea