Trying to Find a Story about Sex in a Supermarket

[NoHonorific]

I'm trying to find a story I remember reading years ago about a woman who is taken from behind by an unknown man in the produce section of a supermarket. There are some old ladies in the background who are watching and making a fruit puns. Unfortunately, I don't remember the title of the story or who the author was. So I guess this is a long shot, but if this sounds familiar let me know. Thanks.