Trying to ask this again...

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm trying to finish M's X-mas gift. It's gonna be a T-shirt with an angel on the front and a devil on the back. I'm gonna quote the bible text "Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear nothing..." and on the back: "...coz I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley!!!"

But just how exactly is that first part? Help, please! I'm not very familiar with bible quotes, especially not in english.

 

[matriarch]

I'm trying to finish M's X-mas gift. It's gonna be a T-shirt with an angel on the front and a devil on the back. I'm gonna quote the bible text "Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear nothing..." and on the back: "...coz I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley!!!"

But just how exactly is that first part? Help, please! I'm not very familiar with bible quotes, especially not in english.

Svenska, its the 23rd Psalm.:

Yea, though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for Thou art with me,
Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me;
Thou preparest a table before me
In the presence of mine enemies;
Thou anointest my head with oil;
My cup runneth o'er.
Surely goodness and mercy
Shall follow me
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house
Of the Lord forever;


Hope that helps.

Mat

 

[SugerWhite]

Originanaly posted by Mariachi
Sven, it's ze 32nd Pisslam:

Ja, tho I walk thru ze cleavage
Of ze shadow of Beth,
I vill fear no live, 4 ur with stupid,
Ur dildos & ur cunt, they fit;
Ur place is in ze kitchen
In ze presence of His Lordship;
U anoint my cockhead with olive oil;
Me precum run over.
Surely goodness & Macey
Shall follow me
All ze days of my life(Yeah, right!),
& I'll dwell in the house
Of the lard 4ever;

Hope that yelps.

Phat

 

[Liar]

I'm trying to finish M's X-mas gift. It's gonna be a T-shirt with an angel on the front and a devil on the back. I'm gonna quote the bible text "Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear nothing..." and on the back: "...coz I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley!!!"

But just how exactly is that first part? Help, please! I'm not very familiar with bible quotes, especially not in english.

Um, you did get the answer last time you asked, you know.

I kind of like SugerWhite's version tho.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

The 23rd Psalm


What you are looking for is the second verse of the 23rd Psalm



The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name' sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever.

-- King James Version




But what you are trying to quote, is a verse from The Infantry Prayer



THE INFANTRY PRAYER


My Section Commander is my leader:
I shall not die.

He leadeth me beside the free fire zone:
He layeth me down in prone fire position.

His SMG, and 2IC:
They comfort me.

Yea, tho I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,
I will fear NOOOOO Evil.
For he is the meanest motherfucker in the Valley.

He prepareth an ambush before me in
the presence of mine enemies.

I annointeth their bodies with rounds:
Their blood runneth over.

Surely death and destruction shall follow me:
All the days of my life.

And I shall dwell in the section shelter FOREVER.



Hope that helps, Svenskaflicka.

 

[Songcatcher]

Re: Re: Trying to ask this again...

Um, you did get the answer last time you asked, you know.

I kind of like SugerWhite's version tho.

I finally realized it's snowing on (in?) your AV, L, yesterday. lol

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I finally realized it's snowing on (in?) your AV, L, yesterday. lol

And Svenskaflicka is sporting a piece of hard-on candy.

 

[Songcatcher]

And Svenskaflicka is sporting a piece of hard-on candy.

Yeah. It's shaped like CV.

 

[fifty5]

I'm trying to finish M's X-mas gift. It's gonna be a T-shirt with an angel on the front and a devil on the back. I'm gonna quote the bible text "Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear nothing..." and on the back: "...coz I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley!!!"

But just how exactly is that first part? Help, please! I'm not very familiar with bible quotes, especially not in english.

As pointed out above, it's "I will fear no evil." To me, that fucks up the basic design, since it would seem obvious that "the meanest motherfucker" would identify with evil.

That starts to stop being a funny joke. Instead of just portaying M as a hard man, it labels him as evil, which probably isn't your aim. "Wicked" has become street-argot for something admirable, but that hasn't (yet) happened for "evil"...

If you wanna keep the thing, stuff exact accuracy and stick with "nothing" (IMHO)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Re: Re: Trying to ask this again...

As pointed out above, it's "I will fear no evil." To me, that fucks up the basic design, since it would seem obvious that "the meanest motherfucker" would identify with evil.

That starts to stop being a funny joke. Instead of just portaying M as a hard man, it labels him as evil, which probably isn't your aim. "Wicked" has become street-argot for something admirable, but that hasn't (yet) happened for "evil"...

If you wanna keep the thing, stuff exact accuracy and stick with "nothing" (IMHO)

I think "I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley."

I believe there were some US special forces in Vietnam who referred to themselves as "The meanest mothers in the valley" or something very like that.

 

[NoJo]

IMHO, the back should just read "Thank God for Zantac"

 

[fifty5]

IMHO, the back should just read "Thank God for Zantac"

Or, "See Robert Heinlein"

 

[snooper]

Surely the back should read:

"Please turn over"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thank you everyone, and sorry I missed the first reply I got on that other thread. That's what happens when you go out into the country where there's no broadband!!!

I'll fix a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally nice T-shirt for M. And I'm thinking of a rhyme for it...

Wear this to work,
I dare you!
Piss of a jerk,
and the neighbors too!
Plus, this gift comes with a perk
- when it's worn out, you can use it to clean the loo!

OK, OK, it's stupid, I know - but have you ever heard a rhyme that was actually GOOD?

 

[snooper]

Originally posted by Svenskaflicka ... Piss of a jerk, ... [/B]

Should be "Piss off a jerk"

(said the sad pedantic old bastard)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oooops!

Thanks, Snoop!




The joke in this present, mind you, is not in the words themselves, but the fact that M works in the kindergarten of a church...