Truth, Truth, Lie...a game

1. I got in an accident on a Segway in Chicago recently
2. After a lot of pain I finally had my appendix removed
3. I one was run over by a car.
 
1 Sounds somewhat elaborate, but is definitely the most interesting. True
I'll finish up with 2 true and 3 false.

1 true 2 false 3 true. I was a very boring teenager in high school, a real power nerd. I was fat and after I left school I lost a lot of weight, discovered I was actually a toasting hotty and the fact that a good looking woman can have a lot of control over men, so I went feral and started trying to have every imaginable kind of sexual experience. Hence the wild party sex. By the way, having sex on a swinging platform is both difficult and dangerous.
 
1. Past job: cutting up chickens on a circular saw.
2. Past boyfriend: Jazz musician husband of a co-worker.
3. Past job #2: snarling at men to bugger themselves.
 
Good guess, EO. Actually it is true, false, true. Although everyone thought he was my boyfriend, we were actually just buddies. (The second job was an acting job.) :)
 
1. I got in an accident on a Segway in Chicago recently
2. After a lot of pain I finally had my appendix removed
3. I one was run over by a car.

Oops was I supposed to guess on one first? Hmmm. Let me try on this one: True, false, true? (I'm guessing you might still have your appendix.)
 
I think you should get a second turn, EO, since I went out of order. Sorry about that.

I don't see a problem - I hadn't noticed much order here (haven't yet seen answers before questions, though!).
You guessed me correctly.
1 I had the Segway mastered, but one of the others in our group didn't, so I was the one who went flying. They wanted to take me to the hospital, but I knew that would mess up our vacation. Now dealing with headaches.
3) Drunk on New Years Eve, sat on the hood of the car in which a girl I'd taken an interest in was riding. Driver didn't see me, I slid off and got run over. Long ago and nothing other than a scar now.
 
I don't see a problem - I hadn't noticed much order here (haven't yet seen answers before questions, though!).
You guessed me correctly.
1 I had the Segway mastered, but one of the others in our group didn't, so I was the one who went flying. They wanted to take me to the hospital, but I knew that would mess up our vacation. Now dealing with headaches.
3) Drunk on New Years Eve, sat on the hood of the car in which a girl I'd taken an interest in was riding. Driver didn't see me, I slid off and got run over. Long ago and nothing other than a scar now.

Scars can sometimes become poems. Thanks for sharing a little piece of your story. :rose:
 
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