Truth in packaging

[SeaCat]

Have you ever looked at a person wearing clothing with lables on them and wondered what the people were thinking? I often have. Some examples:

The older woman wearing a pair of sweat pants with the word Juicy across the tail. (She was last juicy when she was changing the diapers on Jesus.)

The three hundred pound guy wearing a T-Shirt saying Nike, Just do it!

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[voluptuary_manque]

Or a curly-headed moppet wearing a T-shirt with Goth skulls all over it. I mean, what are you trying to say about the kid?

 

[TE999]

Or a nubile young charmer with 'PINK' on the seat of her terrycloth shorts. Like maybe it's green or blue?

 

[slyc_willie]

I always *snerk* at the hoochie-mamas in their tight jeans with belly flesh flowing over (a 'muffin top') and a tight T-shirt with the word "Hottie" stenciled on it.

All I can think is, "wishful thinking?"

 

[Dragonlipz]

Jump High, Come again......

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm reading a book about human irrationality, and most people are afflicted with serious cognitive and intellectual disabilities. It's very likely that there are more humans with two heads than humans with IQs over 85.