Trump's Genitals

yeah,i'm okay not knowing anything about donald's genital situation, thank you very much.
 
On the STORY IDEAS forum were suggestions of Trumpian incest tales. Many responded that any references to Trumpian sex would be ultimate turnoffs. But I can envisage a cartoon: POTUS stands before a doctor in an STD clinic with his shirt up, his trousers down, and a scaly basilisk (toxic little dragonoid beast) with claws sunk deep into his groin area. POTUS says, "I dunno doc, I think it's something I picked up in Slovenia."
 
POTUS says, "I dunno doc, I think it's something I picked up in Slovenia."


And then the doc says, "Well, it's at least good that you got her name."


I don't think I need to know any more than Trump has already told us himself, back when we were naive enough to believe it was a new low that would surely never be surpassed.
 
it's not quite as
intriguing water cooler
fodder
as bill clinton's
preference
in underwear.
 
On the STORY IDEAS forum were suggestions of Trumpian incest tales. Many responded that any references to Trumpian sex would be ultimate turnoffs. But I can envisage a cartoon: POTUS stands before a doctor in an STD clinic with his shirt up, his trousers down, and a scaly basilisk (toxic little dragonoid beast) with claws sunk deep into his groin area. The basilisk says "It was a pimple on my nutsack two weeks ago."

Better punchline.
 
Unless Maury Povich says so, I have doubts about whether Donald's spawn are really Donald's spawn.
 
Unless Maury Povich says so, I have doubts about whether Donald's spawn are really Donald's spawn.

Naw! Those entitled unthinking bastards are fruits of his loins for sure. The boys for sure. Proof he has a dick. Maybe a very tiny one. But still a cuck.
 
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