Purple Haze
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It's time for an investigation. Is he really a man?
Trump's Genitals
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Purple Haze
Literally Stimulated
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I think he's a cunt...
adrina
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That's an insult to cunts.
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He's a dick. Don't be a dick.
thør
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Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
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On the STORY IDEAS forum were suggestions of Trumpian incest tales. Many responded that any references to Trumpian sex would be ultimate turnoffs. But I can envisage a cartoon: POTUS stands before a doctor in an STD clinic with his shirt up, his trousers down, and a scaly basilisk (toxic little dragonoid beast) with claws sunk deep into his groin area. POTUS says, "I dunno doc, I think it's something I picked up in Slovenia."
Wrong Element
Sentient Onion
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And then the doc says, "Well, it's at least good that you got her name."
I don't think I need to know any more than Trump has already told us himself, back when we were naive enough to believe it was a new low that would surely never be surpassed.
Bert Notorius
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it's not quite as
intriguing water cooler
fodder
as bill clinton's
preference
in underwear.
intriguing water cooler
fodder
as bill clinton's
preference
in underwear.
Hard_Rom
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Hard_Rom
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Better punchline.
lovetoread
hello daddy
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i dont believe he has a penis
which is probably the reason for all this shit
which is probably the reason for all this shit
Saint Peter
shoots left
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Holy fucking old fucks.
Purple Haze?
Purple Haze?
Leftists and their obsession with penises and gay men...
Lancecastor
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He appears whenever a Republican President is elected.
It's like a super villain deal.
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PH! I missed you!
Radiohead
You look so tired-unhappy
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Ditto, oh great Haze.
FGB
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People seem to think he is a Mother Fucker...
Pookie
Chop!! Chop!!
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Yeah, and how the fuck did it get to this many post before realizing the Haze had appeared?
domroger
Really Dirty Old Man
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Cunts are useful unlike DJT .
4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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sweepthefloor
see jane nurse
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The thing isn't even a human.
SalviaDivinorum
It's not complicated
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Nope. But he is male.
Hard_Rom
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Naw! Those entitled unthinking bastards are fruits of his loins for sure. The boys for sure. Proof he has a dick. Maybe a very tiny one. But still a cuck.
