Carnal_Flower
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1. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
2. Fascist Carnival Barker
3. Malignant Narcissist
4. Malignant Clown
5. Demagogic Bag Of Candy Corn
6. An Anthropomorphized Swastika Made Out Of Wet Cheetos.
7. Toxic Bloviator
8. Sleazy Pair Of Sweat Sox
9. Disturbed Man-Toddler
10. A Man With No Pets
11. A Billionaire Who Acts Like A Thousandaire
12. Two-Bit Racial Arsonist
13. Orange Asshat
14. Four-Time Bankruptcy Filer And Seething Hernia Mass
15. Orange Shit Gibbon
16. Fuckface Von Clownstick
17. Tangerine Tornado
18. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
19. Cheeto™-Dusted Cunt Rag
20. The Tanning Bed Warning Label
21. The Bouffant Buffoon
22. Cancer In A Wig
23. Clown Prince Of Politics
24. Feral Shouting Meatball
25. Mussolini's Taint
26. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
27. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
28. Walking Talking Human Combover
29. The Wedgie From West Palm
30. Yuge Asshole
31. Zen Master Of Hate
32. A Man With A Deep Understanding Of What Stupid People Want.
33. America’s Back Mole
34. A Turd That Won’t Flush
35. Hamster-Haired Bellend
36. A Plughole In An Orangutan Sanctuary
37. One Of The Ugliest Souls On The Planet
38. A Man Of His Most Recent Word
39. Incompressible Jizztrumpet
40. Utter Cockwomble
41. Weaselheaded Fucknugget
42. Leather Faced, Shit-Tobogganist
43. Cock Juggling Thundercunt
44. Tiny Fingered, Cheeto-Faced, Ferret Wearing Shitgibbon
45. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
46. A Carnivorous Plant Watered With Irradiated Bat Urine
47. An Insecure Boasting Little Boy Whose Desires Were Somehow Arrested At Age 12
48. Pugnacious, Pugilistic, Preening And Puerile
49. Contemptuous Shitbag
50. The Lex Luthor Of Our Time
51. Cranial Bee Sting Victim
52. The Orange Prince Of American Self-Publicity
53. A Cancer On Conservatism
54. Casino Mussolini
55. Dissonant Bagpipe Powered By Farts
56. Microwaved Circus Peanut
57. A Honey-Glazed Tiger Testicle
58. A Catheter Bag Full Of Candy Corn
59. A Man Whose Greatest Wartime Accomplishment Was Brokering A Peace Treaty Between Gary Busey And Meatloaf
60. Wazzock
61. Ridiculous Xenophobe
62. Buffoon
63. Tit
64. Dangerous Fool
65. Draft-Dodging Shit Weasel
66. Litigious Shouty-Faced Douche-Jockey
67. Bag Of Toxic Sludge
68. Culmination Of Our Collective Misdeeds
69. Republican
70. An Ambitious Corn Dog That Escaped From The Concession Stand At A Rural Alabama Fairground, Stole An Unattended Wig, Hopped A Freight Train To Atlantic City And Never Looked Back
71. Orange Asshat
72. Such a flagrant, toxic narcissist that he wants to take down the entire democratic system with him if he goes.
73. Fart-Infused Lump Of Raw Meat
74. A Man Who Cherishes Women
75. His Own Best Parody
76. A Rich Idiot ... Willing To Allow Garbage To Fall Out Of His Mouth Without Batting A Single Golden Lash
77. The Class Clown That Everyone Wishes Would Be Quiet And Let The Class Learn
78. Bag Of Toxic Sludge
79. A Brightly Burning Trash Fire
80. A corrupt little man whose daughter vacations with Putin's girlfriend
81. Enlarged Pee-Splattered Sno Cone
82. A Dishrag That On Closer Inspection Is Alive With Maggots
83. A Day-Glo Roadside Billboard About Jock Itch
84. A Horsehair Mattress Stuffed With Molding Copies Of Hustler
85. Sloshing Styrofoam Takeout Container Filled With Three-Day-Old Mac And Cheese
86. Republican Presidential Nominee.
87. A Monument To Human Hubris Crafted Out Of Rotting Spam
88. A Plentiful Field Of Dung Piled Into The Shape Of A Presidential Candidate
89. A Cartoon Representation Of Irritable Bowel Syndrome In A Pharmaceutical Ad
90. Orange Anus
91. Nazi Carrot
92. Talking Comb-over
93. Man-sized sebaceous cyst
94. Hair plug swollen with rancid egg whites
95. Degloved zoo penis
96. A tiny piece of dried cat poop that you found in your rug
97. Sniveling Coward
98. The Know-Nothing Candidate
99. The Most Vulgar Person Ever to Aspire to the Presidency
100. Nutjob
101. A Loser as a Person
102. A man who seems to only feel big when he’s trying to make other people feel small
103. Unserious and Unstable Narcissist
104. Numpty
105. His hair is like cotton candy. If cotton candy were made of piss.
106. Lace Curtain Silver Spoon Sissy a Bunch of Dumbasses Elected
107. WeaselHeaded FuckNugget
108. Bloviating Flesh Bag
109. Weapons-Grade Plum
110. The little Trump is frankly pathetic
111. Diabolical Bag of Dicks
112. a tail-chasing, sewer-mouthed septuagenarian New Yorker
113. serial groper and tit-gazer.
114. Shackled! Only in America can a man martyr himself on a cross of pussy.
115. A bellicose pervert with too much time on his hands
116. The American Hitler
117. A pathetic little prankster who ruined himself, his family and half of America's two-party political system for what was probably a half-assed ego trip all along, adventure tourism for the idiot rich.
118. An aging narcissist, bored of sex and food
119. Political Arsonist
120. Dorito colored douchebag
121. Human Airhorn who screams everything in his head and can't swing his arms without slapping a woman on the ass.
123. An opportunistic infection spreading throughout the body politic.
124. A pervert who tries to conceal the size of his tiny hands inside vaginas.
125. Waddling sack of shit with a comb over from the cashier of a five dollar motel.
126. A man with the impulse control of a grease fire.
127. A leering dildo
128. A screaming carrot demon
129. An orange, talking, STD
130. Sentient septic tank.
131. A man with no emotional intelligence
132. Putin's little puppet
133. Father of the birther movement
134. The lyingest liar that ever lied
135. The white head that the Republican party has been growing for years
136. A useful idiot (to the Russians)
137. Foul-mouthed, thrice-married, pussy-grabber
138. The who won't move his double parked car out of your way on a blocked Manhattan street.
139. Your obnoxious little cousin who flips the board game over when it's not going his way.
140. crotch-fondling slab of meatloaf
141. the least qualified candidate ever to lurch into the public spotlight and shit on Gold Star moms while cradling Putin's sweaty sack
142. A brick chucked through the window of the elites
143. Tax-Cheeto In-Chief
144. #BLOTUS
145. #MangoMoron
146. #OrangeMcBabyFingers
147. #Trumperdink
148. #SCROTUS
149. #TrollinChief
150. #Trumplethinskin
151. Orange Messiah
152. Arancio Il Duce
153. Das Gropenführer
154. Orange Shitgoblin
155. Cheetolini
156. Cheeto Benito
157. Hell Predidente
158. Chitler
159. Vlad's Lad
160. Adolph, and his wife, Malaria
161. Circuspeanutface
162. Snake Oil Salesman
163. Sad Clown
164. Huckster mogul of the social-media age, selling magic potions laced with poison
165. Ethically Challenged Real-estate Brander
166. Trumpanzee
167. T-Rump
168. Gropenführer von Pumpkinpuss
169. Tangerine Twit
170. Con-all'd and Melanoma
171. A Crotch-grabbing, Tie-taping, Tweet-vomiting, Thin-skinned Enabler of White Supremacy
172. Coprophiliac
173. Three Card Donnie on the Boulevard™
174. President of the Divided States of America
175. The demi-fascist of Fifth Avenue
176. Donald, thy name is division.
177. Madman of the Year
178. The American Id Personified
179. A child who reacts to the slightest perceived attack with vicious vitriol
180. an unqualified man-boy who doesn't grasp even the most basic tenets of governance
181. A Tyrant in the Making
182. President-Erect
183. Humpty Trumpty
184. Trumpsterfire
185. donald (always with his little d)
186. SuperCallousMysoganisticExtraBraggadotious!
187. Cheeto Jesus
188. The Tangerine Caligula
189. Tuck Frump!
190. Orange Lunatic
191. Mango Mussolini
192. #WhineyLittleBitch
193. The All-knowing Know-nothing
194. Orangutan with a Gun
195. Orange Clusterfuck
196. Man Waiting for More Women to Come Forward Because he Grabbed Their Pussy. But They Didn't Even Feel it "Cause His Hands are Too Small
197. Velveeta Racoon
198. Putin's Puta
199. #notmypresident
200. Orange Santorum
201. #DerPumpkinFührer
202. Captain Von Fuckstick
203.President-Elect Pussy Grabber
204. Cheeto in Chief
205. Trumputin
206. Trumpence
207. Comrade Cheeto
208. Rapist-in-Chief
209. Bitch Boy
210. Cheeto Monkey
211. Harambe in a Human Suit
212.Grand Wizard CheetoDick
213. Ambulatory Orange Shitstain
214. TrumpleOrangeSkin
215. A Cross Between a Junkie and a Hungry Chicken
216. Orange Antichrist
217. Just Took a Dump
1. Short-Fingered Vulgarian
2. Fascist Carnival Barker
3. Malignant Narcissist
4. Malignant Clown
5. Demagogic Bag Of Candy Corn
6. An Anthropomorphized Swastika Made Out Of Wet Cheetos.
7. Toxic Bloviator
8. Sleazy Pair Of Sweat Sox
9. Disturbed Man-Toddler
10. A Man With No Pets
11. A Billionaire Who Acts Like A Thousandaire
12. Two-Bit Racial Arsonist
13. Orange Asshat
14. Four-Time Bankruptcy Filer And Seething Hernia Mass
15. Orange Shit Gibbon
16. Fuckface Von Clownstick
17. Tangerine Tornado
18. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
19. Cheeto™-Dusted Cunt Rag
20. The Tanning Bed Warning Label
21. The Bouffant Buffoon
22. Cancer In A Wig
23. Clown Prince Of Politics
24. Feral Shouting Meatball
25. Mussolini's Taint
26. Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter
27. Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball
28. Walking Talking Human Combover
29. The Wedgie From West Palm
30. Yuge Asshole
31. Zen Master Of Hate
32. A Man With A Deep Understanding Of What Stupid People Want.
33. America’s Back Mole
34. A Turd That Won’t Flush
35. Hamster-Haired Bellend
36. A Plughole In An Orangutan Sanctuary
37. One Of The Ugliest Souls On The Planet
38. A Man Of His Most Recent Word
39. Incompressible Jizztrumpet
40. Utter Cockwomble
41. Weaselheaded Fucknugget
42. Leather Faced, Shit-Tobogganist
43. Cock Juggling Thundercunt
44. Tiny Fingered, Cheeto-Faced, Ferret Wearing Shitgibbon
45. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
46. A Carnivorous Plant Watered With Irradiated Bat Urine
47. An Insecure Boasting Little Boy Whose Desires Were Somehow Arrested At Age 12
48. Pugnacious, Pugilistic, Preening And Puerile
49. Contemptuous Shitbag
50. The Lex Luthor Of Our Time
51. Cranial Bee Sting Victim
52. The Orange Prince Of American Self-Publicity
53. A Cancer On Conservatism
54. Casino Mussolini
55. Dissonant Bagpipe Powered By Farts
56. Microwaved Circus Peanut
57. A Honey-Glazed Tiger Testicle
58. A Catheter Bag Full Of Candy Corn
59. A Man Whose Greatest Wartime Accomplishment Was Brokering A Peace Treaty Between Gary Busey And Meatloaf
60. Wazzock
61. Ridiculous Xenophobe
62. Buffoon
63. Tit
64. Dangerous Fool
65. Draft-Dodging Shit Weasel
66. Litigious Shouty-Faced Douche-Jockey
67. Bag Of Toxic Sludge
68. Culmination Of Our Collective Misdeeds
69. Republican
70. An Ambitious Corn Dog That Escaped From The Concession Stand At A Rural Alabama Fairground, Stole An Unattended Wig, Hopped A Freight Train To Atlantic City And Never Looked Back
71. Orange Asshat
72. Such a flagrant, toxic narcissist that he wants to take down the entire democratic system with him if he goes.
73. Fart-Infused Lump Of Raw Meat
74. A Man Who Cherishes Women
75. His Own Best Parody
76. A Rich Idiot ... Willing To Allow Garbage To Fall Out Of His Mouth Without Batting A Single Golden Lash
77. The Class Clown That Everyone Wishes Would Be Quiet And Let The Class Learn
78. Bag Of Toxic Sludge
79. A Brightly Burning Trash Fire
80. A corrupt little man whose daughter vacations with Putin's girlfriend
81. Enlarged Pee-Splattered Sno Cone
82. A Dishrag That On Closer Inspection Is Alive With Maggots
83. A Day-Glo Roadside Billboard About Jock Itch
84. A Horsehair Mattress Stuffed With Molding Copies Of Hustler
85. Sloshing Styrofoam Takeout Container Filled With Three-Day-Old Mac And Cheese
86. Republican Presidential Nominee.
87. A Monument To Human Hubris Crafted Out Of Rotting Spam
88. A Plentiful Field Of Dung Piled Into The Shape Of A Presidential Candidate
89. A Cartoon Representation Of Irritable Bowel Syndrome In A Pharmaceutical Ad
90. Orange Anus
91. Nazi Carrot
92. Talking Comb-over
93. Man-sized sebaceous cyst
94. Hair plug swollen with rancid egg whites
95. Degloved zoo penis
96. A tiny piece of dried cat poop that you found in your rug
97. Sniveling Coward
98. The Know-Nothing Candidate
99. The Most Vulgar Person Ever to Aspire to the Presidency
100. Nutjob
101. A Loser as a Person
102. A man who seems to only feel big when he’s trying to make other people feel small
103. Unserious and Unstable Narcissist
104. Numpty
105. His hair is like cotton candy. If cotton candy were made of piss.
106. Lace Curtain Silver Spoon Sissy a Bunch of Dumbasses Elected
107. WeaselHeaded FuckNugget
108. Bloviating Flesh Bag
109. Weapons-Grade Plum
110. The little Trump is frankly pathetic
111. Diabolical Bag of Dicks
112. a tail-chasing, sewer-mouthed septuagenarian New Yorker
113. serial groper and tit-gazer.
114. Shackled! Only in America can a man martyr himself on a cross of pussy.
115. A bellicose pervert with too much time on his hands
116. The American Hitler
117. A pathetic little prankster who ruined himself, his family and half of America's two-party political system for what was probably a half-assed ego trip all along, adventure tourism for the idiot rich.
118. An aging narcissist, bored of sex and food
119. Political Arsonist
120. Dorito colored douchebag
121. Human Airhorn who screams everything in his head and can't swing his arms without slapping a woman on the ass.
123. An opportunistic infection spreading throughout the body politic.
124. A pervert who tries to conceal the size of his tiny hands inside vaginas.
125. Waddling sack of shit with a comb over from the cashier of a five dollar motel.
126. A man with the impulse control of a grease fire.
127. A leering dildo
128. A screaming carrot demon
129. An orange, talking, STD
130. Sentient septic tank.
131. A man with no emotional intelligence
132. Putin's little puppet
133. Father of the birther movement
134. The lyingest liar that ever lied
135. The white head that the Republican party has been growing for years
136. A useful idiot (to the Russians)
137. Foul-mouthed, thrice-married, pussy-grabber
138. The who won't move his double parked car out of your way on a blocked Manhattan street.
139. Your obnoxious little cousin who flips the board game over when it's not going his way.
140. crotch-fondling slab of meatloaf
141. the least qualified candidate ever to lurch into the public spotlight and shit on Gold Star moms while cradling Putin's sweaty sack
142. A brick chucked through the window of the elites
143. Tax-Cheeto In-Chief
144. #BLOTUS
145. #MangoMoron
146. #OrangeMcBabyFingers
147. #Trumperdink
148. #SCROTUS
149. #TrollinChief
150. #Trumplethinskin
151. Orange Messiah
152. Arancio Il Duce
153. Das Gropenführer
154. Orange Shitgoblin
155. Cheetolini
156. Cheeto Benito
157. Hell Predidente
158. Chitler
159. Vlad's Lad
160. Adolph, and his wife, Malaria
161. Circuspeanutface
162. Snake Oil Salesman
163. Sad Clown
164. Huckster mogul of the social-media age, selling magic potions laced with poison
165. Ethically Challenged Real-estate Brander
166. Trumpanzee
167. T-Rump
168. Gropenführer von Pumpkinpuss
169. Tangerine Twit
170. Con-all'd and Melanoma
171. A Crotch-grabbing, Tie-taping, Tweet-vomiting, Thin-skinned Enabler of White Supremacy
172. Coprophiliac
173. Three Card Donnie on the Boulevard™
174. President of the Divided States of America
175. The demi-fascist of Fifth Avenue
176. Donald, thy name is division.
177. Madman of the Year
178. The American Id Personified
179. A child who reacts to the slightest perceived attack with vicious vitriol
180. an unqualified man-boy who doesn't grasp even the most basic tenets of governance
181. A Tyrant in the Making
182. President-Erect
183. Humpty Trumpty
184. Trumpsterfire
185. donald (always with his little d)
186. SuperCallousMysoganisticExtraBraggadotious!
187. Cheeto Jesus
188. The Tangerine Caligula
189. Tuck Frump!
190. Orange Lunatic
191. Mango Mussolini
192. #WhineyLittleBitch
193. The All-knowing Know-nothing
194. Orangutan with a Gun
195. Orange Clusterfuck
196. Man Waiting for More Women to Come Forward Because he Grabbed Their Pussy. But They Didn't Even Feel it "Cause His Hands are Too Small
197. Velveeta Racoon
198. Putin's Puta
199. #notmypresident
200. Orange Santorum
201. #DerPumpkinFührer
202. Captain Von Fuckstick
203.President-Elect Pussy Grabber
204. Cheeto in Chief
205. Trumputin
206. Trumpence
207. Comrade Cheeto
208. Rapist-in-Chief
209. Bitch Boy
210. Cheeto Monkey
211. Harambe in a Human Suit
212.Grand Wizard CheetoDick
213. Ambulatory Orange Shitstain
214. TrumpleOrangeSkin
215. A Cross Between a Junkie and a Hungry Chicken
216. Orange Antichrist
217. Just Took a Dump
