trump worried about Dangerous Fruits being thrown at him...

[butters]

Donald Trump worried that "dangerous" fruits could be flung at him by protesters, according to newly-released excerpts from his sworn deposition for an upcoming trial in New York.

"It's very dangerous stuff," Trump said in the deposition, invoking a fruit-basket worth of potential projectiles, including tomatoes, pineapples, and, perplexingly, bananas. "You can get killed with those things," he said.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...sedgntp&cvid=455f8941c13c45758665ee366a8ce504


adrina? what're you plotting?

 

[pecksniff]

We gotta make up a team of enough people to throw Ru Paul at him.

 

[pecksniff]

And of course you can get killed with those things -- that is why self-defense courses focus on fresh fruit.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I always knew Trump was afraid of fruit…..

 

[zipman]

Lol, so he would rush into a school shooting, but not if the assailant was wielding a banana?

And this is the moron right wingers idolize.

 

[KeithD]

Pineapples. We're talkin' about pineapples here.

 

[pecksniff]

Pineapples. We're talkin' about pineapples here.

Flashing on the Hitler scene in Little Nicky.

 

[pecksniff]

Lol, so he would rush into a school shooting, but not if the assailant was wielding a banana?

And this is the moron right wingers idolize.

Everybody knows what to make of a gun. An assailant with a banana . . . makes you wonder about his intentions. It's off-putting.

 

[colddiesel]

Pineapples. We're talkin' about pineapples here.

A "Pineapple" in Australia is the slang term for a $50 note on account of its yellowy/orange colour. It is also the usual minimum tip given to a whore for good service. Trump would one suspects, be familiar in either case.

 

[jaF0]

Can a pineapple squash an orange?

 

[mayfly13]

did you see Parisiens throw tomatoes at Macron?
Too funny.
Shades of 2008, when they sequestrated and spit into the food of some olygarch who was trying to run away without paying their wages.


Macron won't last a year. There Will be another French Revolution.

 

[jaF0]

Can a pineapple squish a fishfly?

 

[Chernosoth]

My childhood neighborhood had trees with clusters of small hard fruit. I never knew what they're called, but the fruit was useful for throwing, with or without a slingshot. Walnuts and acorns are similar ammo.

 

[domroger]

When he said he was afraid of fruits,I thought he meant homosexuals.
I would have said he was afraid because of Grapes of Wrath,but he does not read,and I don't remember if there is a comic.

 

[phrodeau]

What puts the ape in apricot? Courage!

That’s all I’ve got.

 

[pecksniff]

Macron won't last a year. There Will be another French Revolution.

Why? I haven't heard of any widespread demand on the ground for Communism, or a Sixth Republic, or whatever change to the existing system.