Trump Will Celebrate America 250 with UFC Fight on WH Lawn

[Bray123]

Satire cannot keep up nowadays as the Great Mobster makes plans for America's 250th Anniversary.

Since hardly anybody turned up for his Vanity Birthday Parade to watch all those soldiers slouch past out of step, he's lowering his sights to Alabama level. He wants a UFC event on the White House Lawn, planned presumably by his Head of Education, who happens to be head of WWE.

What else is on the agenda; drag racing along the National mall? Competitive hot-dog eating in the Kennedy Center? Swamp Buggies racing around Theodore Roosevelt Island?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1940941846034649442

 

[MajorRewrite]

There’s going to be a parade of international students and tourists in handcuffs. Trump will publicly mock them before they are deported for “trumped up” charges.

 

[Bray123]

How about a wet T-shirt competition hosted by Melania. That'll get the crowds in.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Why do you think he is so popular?

 

[Bray123]

There could be quick-draw pistol shooting in the Ellipse with soiled diapers for targets. See that shit fly!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Why do you think he is so popular?

People just can't stop talking about him.

 

[Saint_Ann]

People just can't stop talking about him.

I guess people are locked in to what a US president is supposed to look like and act like. More rigid and arrogant, like Obama.

 

[Bray123]

Throw brown people to the alligators, see how fast they can run. The merch is already out, poorly educated MAGAts can't spell 'Alligator'.

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[BabyBoomer50s]

Apparently sports can make some on the left feel uncomfortable.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

We're never going to have another 250th birthday. I think some flair is called for.

 

[Rebel5soul]

Looking forward to it.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

 

[schism666]

Looking forward to it.

the felon caters to lowest drunk denominator.

 

[jhenry922]

America's always been well known to be a country of facades, not substance.

 

[Bray123]

Apparently sports can make some on the left feel uncomfortable.

It's not sport, it's oiled muscley bodies writhing together for the entertainment of the repressed.

WWE even has 'entertainment' in its title. Not trophy, championship, or league. Entertainment.

 

[73Seahawks]

Satire cannot keep up nowadays as the Great Mobster makes plans for America's 250th Anniversary.

Since hardly anybody turned up for his Vanity Birthday Parade to watch all those soldiers slouch past out of step, he's lowering his sights to Alabama level. He wants a UFC event on the White House Lawn, planned presumably by his Head of Education, who happens to be head of WWE.

What else is on the agenda; drag racing along the National mall? Competitive hot-dog eating in the Kennedy Center? Swamp Buggies racing around Theodore Roosevelt Island?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1940941846034649442

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[1984X2024]

How about a wet T-shirt competition hosted by Melania. That'll get the crowds in.

been done already

 

[LLCox]

trump loves he uneducated.