Trump Wants Musk to Cut Corners With Air Force One

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14414353/trump-elon-musk-new-air-force-one.html

King Donald Trump, frustrated with Boeing's slow pace at finishing two new 747s to serve as Air Force One, has ordered President Elon Musk to find a way to speed up their delivery.

The options include relaxing security clearance standards for those who work on building the presidential planes.

Musk could also scale back military communications and defenses on the aircraft to speed up the production process.

He could even just buy a luxury jet and outfit it as a presidential airplane, The New York Times reported.

What's the point in calling yourself 'King' if you can't even have a shiny new plane to take you golfing?
 
Once the security clearances have been removed, President Musk can tell his DOGE staff (sorry, someone else's DOGE staff) who don't have security clearance to download all the security features of the planes to insecure DOGE servers for those enemy Ukrainians to view.

Maybe Putin and Kim will be able to protect him.
 
Best way to speed up delivery of a new Air Force One is to cut out all that fancy stuff we saw in the Harrison Ford movie.
 
I wouldn't be so worried about Airforce 1 but keep your eye on the entire airline industry instead! ☺️
 
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I would prefer it if King Trump and da mob boss Musk be given the first tickets on Da Bosses rocket to Mars - Next week perhaps, one way?
 
I would prefer it if King Trump and da mob boss Musk be given the first tickets on Da Bosses rocket to Mars - Next week perhaps, one way?
What you have to understand is, Elon Musk is not an alien from South Africa.

Elon Musk is an alien from Mars.

He just wants to go home.
 
Once the security clearances have been removed, President Musk can tell his DOGE staff (sorry, someone else's DOGE staff) who don't have security clearance to download all the security features of the planes to insecure DOGE servers for those enemy Ukrainians to view.

Maybe Putin and Kim will be able to protect him.
This mention of Putin and airplanes reminds me of Yevgeny Prigozhin . . .
 
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